Hey...I have a slight itch on my perineum...about midway and to my left (your right). Can you give me a reach around and get it for me?
Since you're down there anywho?
OT is really starting to suck
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That's okay JHomo.
He's just giving up because he has an itch behind his left ear and since his hands are full (holding garage door handles), guess who has to scratch it for him?
I wonder who's "Butch"?
Since he is now by my side (or should I say beneath my testicles), he must have me confused with his usual Miata co-pilot...some guy (or dyke) named Butch.Leave a comment:
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1:01amGabe
gay fag
1:01amShayne
jewish pickle
1:03amGabe
i will fucking ram my cock so far in your asshole, you wont know what the capital of India is.Leave a comment:
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oH....your wit is just pouring out through your key strokes. Obviously you have exhausted every last brain cell. Since you have no worthy retort, you are now MY "personal sack hanger".
From now on you will be permanently afixed to my scrotum.
This way when you go embarass yourself in your Miata-ta at the auto-cross, I can witness first hand the hysterical laughter from the crowd.
Although it might at times be uncomfortable for me..I have made it much more comfortable for you.
I have installed GARAGE DOOR HANDLES to my ball sack so you can swing with ease like the dumbass monkey you are.
No...you just aren't funny or witty. I'm not wasting my time on your on overplayed jokes. Sorry Butch.Leave a comment:
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I did my best...
But no amount of prime tits can save this thread now.
And... Miatas are girl cars.Leave a comment:


Do people fuck Miatas? I know there is some sick shit out there...but WTF mate?
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