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    Originally posted by jbag's PERSONAL SACK HANGER
    oH....your wit is just pouring out through your key strokes. Obviously you have exhausted every last brain cell. Since you have no worthy retort, you are now MY "personal sack hanger".
    From now on you will be permanently afixed to my scrotum.
    This way when you go embarass yourself in your Miata-ta at the auto-cross, I can witness first hand the hysterical laughter from the crowd.
    Although it might at times be uncomfortable for me..I have made it much more comfortable for you.
    I have installed GARAGE DOOR HANDLES to my ball sack so you can swing with ease like the dumbass monkey you are.











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      Originally posted by gwb72tii View Post
      what's wrong with miata's?
      What's "right" with them?
      Facts:
      1)Chicks drive them.
      2)Gay guys (mostly hair dressors)drive them (my neighbor for instance)
      3)My PERSONAL SACK HANGER drives one.
      4)Dykes drive them

      Self admitted DYKE:



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        Your sack hanger is gay? Well that explains it all then.
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          Originally posted by jbag View Post
          What's "right" with them?
          Facts:
          1)Chicks drive them.
          2)Gay guys (mostly hair dressors)drive them (my neighbor for instance)
          3)My PERSONAL SACK HANGER drives one.
          4)Dykes drive them

          Self admitted DYKE:



          hahahahaha look at the front bumper cover. are you sure thats not miatimaniacs? i suspect he drives like that
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            STRAIGHT FROM THE DICTIONARY:

            "1. Chick Car A car that is mostly driven by females, but is occassionally driven by the male homosexual as well.

            Common examples are: beetles, sunfires, neons, miatas, civics
            Hey, look its a Volkswagon Beetle, now that is a chick car.
            by M&M Jun 28, 2003 share this 1 comment
            2. chick car 47 up, 8 downAn automobile preferred by women, usually 'toylike', most often white in color.

            Classic examples- VW Rabbit convertible, Mazda Miata, new VW Beetle.

            Also Toyota Rav4 and any hybrid such as the Prius.

            The sitcom 'Yes, Dear' did an episode in which the main character bought a white Mazda Miata and become frustrated when the car was constantly labeled a 'chick car'. "
            Last edited by jbag; 01-08-2009, 04:35 PM.
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              Lol. So that supports the fact that his car is a chicks car. Its almost like a man who wears a chicks lacey thong.... It doesnt necessarily mean hes gay, but if it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck... It must be Miatamania wearing a thong in his Miata.
              Originally posted by blunt
              i would jerk larry king off while tonging jflips ass if h0lmes would blow his head off

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                These fags drive a Miata!



                Hell I won't even have to lift my leg for my SACKHANGER here:

                Last edited by jbag; 01-08-2009, 04:24 PM.
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                  Lol, Keep em comin Jfag, bury him.
                  Originally posted by blunt
                  i would jerk larry king off while tonging jflips ass if h0lmes would blow his head off

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                    Originally posted by blunt View Post
                    hahahahaha look at the front bumper cover. are you sure thats not miatimaniacs? i suspect he drives like that
                    With DONK wheels, no less.
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                      Originally posted by jflip2002 View Post
                      Lol, Keep em comin Jfag, bury him.

                      They are ALL QUEER...I tell ya!!



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                        LOL this SHIT is funny

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                          This thread is full of win...
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                            Miatas/lesbians/cock and balls/ tits and ass and oh yeah sack hangers

                            I've always been proud of being a Marine.
                            I won't hesitate to defend the Corps
                            "Supersquad"

                            ‎"Prostitutes are a sub-category of Amusement Parks"-

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                              I've always been proud of being a Marine.
                              I won't hesitate to defend the Corps
                              "Supersquad"

                              ‎"Prostitutes are a sub-category of Amusement Parks"-

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                                I did my best...

                                But no amount of prime tits can save this thread now.

                                And... Miatas are girl cars.

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