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    #31
    Sounds like you and your friends are on about the same level

    This place is like catholic school, 2/3 of the students smoke weed on a daily basis, but the faculty seems to convince the outside world that drugs are just in the other schools, the resident pot dealer thinks he's cool because he has the originality to call anyone he doesn't like a homosexual, and most of the little children follow him like sheep, then there's the few with brains, you hardly ever hear from them, perhaps don't even know they exist, but they get all the sh!t done.

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      #32
      Originally posted by blunt View Post
      if i were canadian i would drive to your house and issue a severe beatdown for making canadians look like morons
      what the fuck do you mean if? youre like a stonethrows away, which is good enough for me.

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        #33
        Upper Decker?

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          #34
          Originally posted by gazellebeigem3 View Post
          what the fuck do you mean if? youre like a stonethrows away, which is good enough for me.
          I know Ohio is nice and all, but seriously, have you ever looked at a map? You're a LOT closer to Toronto than we are. You know what to do.
          Originally posted by Simon S
          When a dream is a dream for too long - it becomes a fantasy..

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            #35
            i think were gonna do tons of cups of water in the hallway, filled to the brim.

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              #36
              poke holes in their condoms














































              That way you can get aids, too.
              "We praise or find fault, depending on which of the two provides more opportunity for our powers of judgement to shine."

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                #37
                I had a friend one time who owns his house, and his roommate was moving out, but he found out about it about a month before the guy told him. I think he was planning to just bail on him at the last minute. So he spent about a month collecting packing peanuts from every place he could find and storing them in giant garbage bags at his parent's house.

                The day before the guy was going to pack up all of his stuff and move out, my friend and I went and got all the peanuts from his parent's house, and filled the room with them while he was at work. We did it through the window, using a rake to push them into the room until they got up to the bottom of the window, which was about 4' off the ground.

                We hung out until we saw him come home from work, carrying a bunch of boxes in with him, so we ran and hid in the kitchen. As soon as he opened his door (which opens out), they all came flooding out, and when he saw that his room was flooded 4' deep in packing peanuts, all we heard was him yell "WHAT THE FUCK???", and we fell out from behind the counter laughing our asses off. It took 2 days for him to get them all out, and my friend used it as an excuse not to give him his $500 deposit back.

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by blunt View Post
                  if i were canadian i would drive to your house and issue a severe beatdown for making canadians look like morons
                  If i wan't sp drink i'd beat pu're old ass with a fuckng sick

                  Now forn row your haor!!!4

                  fuk! fuvk typijng!
                  EditL ps...canada ftmfw!
                  1985 325e 2.8 Turbo VEMS

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by SamE30e View Post
                    If i wan't sp drink i'd beat pu're old ass with a fuckng sick

                    Now forn row your haor!!!4

                    fuk! fuvk typijng!
                    EditL ps...canada ftmfw!
                    i bet your parents are proud
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                      #40
                      Icy Hot on deodorant, salt on toothbrush.

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