I want to get hit by a car!

[Jand3rson]

I used to work with a girl who's dad was hit and killed by a UPS driver doing 60 through their neighborhood while he was jogging. The settlement they received from UPS was in the 7-figures, but she always said that she'd rather have her father back than all the money they got.

Be careful what you wish for. I'd rather be able to walk/see/hear/function properly than have a shitload of money I couldn't really do anything with.

[Jon325i]

Courting Darwin. Very bold of you sir.


Jon

[Beastolizer]

Call me crazy but id prefer to not get hit by anything and earn a living in good health

+ 1

Though some $ for my my upgrade to an e30 M3 might be nice?:p

[ethirtydavid]

40% comes to me, and I can get something arranged ..

[napabavarian]

There seems to be significant pathology behind most of the Off Topic threads as of late...

You mean I didn't just read the same thread six times?

[DCColegrove]

There seems to be significant pathology behind most of the Off Topic threads as of late...

[PhillyG]

youre probably right and your last statement shows you are running out of ammo but before you go let me ask you this.. When you eat your shit do you sort out the corn and peanuts or do you just dive in and get the job done?
Its poop again YOU SHIT EATING FECAL FREAK

lol you do have some fucking jokes though for an old man.

[blunttech]

it's alright i'm done arguing with you gays. I mean its cool to be a kid when your 50 but to argue on the internet is just stupid regardless.

youre probably right and your last statement shows you are running out of ammo but before you go let me ask you this.. When you eat your shit do you sort out the corn and peanuts or do you just dive in and get the job done?
Its poop again YOU SHIT EATING FECAL FREAK

[PhillyG]

It's alright I'm done arguing with you gays. I mean its cool to be a kid when your 50 but to argue on the internet is just stupid regardless.

[blunttech]

the second time was stupid. The first time was 2 years ago. I am not an idiot anymore.

retards dont know they are slow in the head either. Trust me, you are as surely as idiot as i am immature

[blunttech]

says the guy who's been banned on here twice before and then comes back a third time. (grimm862/vagcycle)

i predict a 4th soon

[PhillyG]

Says the guy who's been banned on here twice before and then comes back a third time. (Grimm862/Vagcycle)

The second time was stupid. The first time was 2 years ago. I am not an idiot anymore.

[blunttech]

alright cousin fucker.

hey shiteater, if you came from genes like run in my family youd want to fuck your cousins too. Id rather have hot relatives than cousins who spooned their own feces into their mouths

[JasonC]

EDIT: You really need to grow up dude.

Says the guy who's been banned on here twice before and then comes back a third time. (Grimm862/Vagcycle)

[Mot]

we don't want blunt to get any older, he needs to be here for ever. He is a fuck'n institution on this forum.