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Right back atcha!!!so i ship him a box of them and wait a week. when i ask him how they were he says "those were the best cookies ever". at that point i knew the time was right to send him a pic of my "cooling rack". i had taken the pic before sending but i wanted to make sure the cookies were all eaten.
I returned the favor!!
Blunt needed a dash for his "pristine" ORANGE '02.
I obliged.
I waited until it was completely installed before I sent him this photo of how I smeared my ass and scotum all over it before I sent it to him.

I performed the the rubbing ritual in this manner:

'Til this day, he still DENIES he ever installed it.
Liar!
Hey Blunt! How's your dash smell??
Like ass? Or more like "ass & bag"????Leave a comment:
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mother fucker i am already done. i was out at 4am and i even called your sorry ass and you were still in bed even though youre an hour later than me. you dont know what work is bitchLeave a comment:
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ok but i need to "defrag " it first. pics to followLeave a comment:
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It's gonna taste a lot fucking better after I jam a 4 ton bottle jack in it!
Send me my V1 today!!
I don't need your fucking cookies. They taste like ass, and they are prolonging the delivery of my V1.
Do it!
Do it, NOW!!!!!
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another thread derailed. jonnys still bitter about my ginger snaps. one day this waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles is on the phone with me and i tell him im eating the best ginger snaps ever that my wife has made and he asks me for some. so i ship him a box of them and wait a week. when i ask him how they were he says "those were the best cookies ever". at that point i knew the time was right to send him a pic of my "cooling rack". i had taken the pic before sending but i wanted to make sure the cookies were all eaten. jonny, hows my ass taste??? hahahahahahahahahahaYOU have MY V1!!! :x



You've had it for months now and won't return the fucking thing!!
i LOANED IT TO HIM FOR '02 Fest @ Watkins Glen.
He has been promising to mail it back to me with a batch of homemade cookies (the pastry bitch that he is).
I'm flying to MN. this week to retrieve it and cave his skull in with a brake caliper if I don't receive it by tomorrow!
Problem is..he says he'll only send it if I allow him to cool the cookies on his ass.

Yes...that IS Blunt's ass with cookies on it.
Can somone send him some cooling racks???
Last time my daughter found a hair in her mouf after eating some of Steve's cookies.
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Blunt would, the non-important house bitch that he is.
He's plowing snow right now with it on. What a fucking tool.
The light says," Stay clear, I'm in a big fucking hurry with many accounts to plow. I am more important than you!"
I fucking aim my Bronco II @ these tools with flashing lights. Yesterday, 2 of them veered off the road into the snowbank.:nice:Leave a comment:
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YOU have MY V1!!! :x



You've had it for months now and won't return the fucking thing!!
i LOANED IT TO HIM FOR '02 Fest @ Watkins Glen.
He has been promising to mail it back to me with a batch of homemade cookies (the pastry bitch that he is).
I'm flying to MN. this week to retrieve it and cave his skull in with a brake caliper if I don't receive it by tomorrow!
Problem is..he says he'll only send it if I allow him to cool the cookies on his ass.

Yes...that IS Blunt's ass with cookies on it.
Can somone send him some cooling racks???
Last time my daughter found a hair in her mouf after eating some of Steve's cookies.
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Radar/Laser detectors are perfectly legal in California. Unless you drive a vehicle over 10,000lbs or are in Virginia/D.C. it's fine.
Laser jammers, on the other hand, are indeed illegal in California. However, consider this: Possession/use of a laser jammer is an infraction. The ticket costs $99, is essentially a fix-it ticket, and gives no points on your license, whereas a speeding ticket can be anywhere from $200-$400, and gives you license points. I'd rather get the jammer ticket, wouldn't you?
I'm going to buy a jammer eventually, but this will do for now. :)Leave a comment:



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