Who has a better ass?

[Optimator]

OK, so we've seen jbag's ass and Mr. blunt's ass in the "I got a new toy" thread.

Which one looks better? I'd say for shape and tone, Mr. blunt wins hands down. I bet he could easily snatch a dollar bill out of my mouth. But, for something smooth and "slappable" I'd say Mr. bag is the victor. There's not much definition, but it'd be something you'd like to slap to see the wave propagate from the impact site, and there isn't much hair, which is a plus IMO.

The only ass picture missing is from Farbin Kaiber, but most conventional computer screens aren't wide enough to give it justice.

What sayest you, r3v?

[gazellebeigem3]

pics please. i would like to make an informed decision. my memory is fuzzy at best.

[Huff]

[Huff]

Wait.. Is this where I say ROB!

[Good & Tight]

I gotta say Jonny has a nice soft and smooth ass.

[delatlanta1281]

No uber douche. it's where I say Rob.
Rob.

[Optimator]

pics please. i would like to make an informed decision. my memory is fuzzy at best.

Mr. bag:


Mr. blunt

[kronus]

OK, so we've seen jbag's ass and Mr. blunt's ass in the "I got a new toy" thread.

Which one looks better? I'd say for shape and tone, Mr. blunt wins hands down. I bet he could easily snatch a dollar bill out of my mouth. But, for something smooth and "slappable" I'd say Mr. bag is the victor. There's not much definition, but it'd be something you'd like to slap to see the wave propagate from the impact site, and there isn't much hair, which is a plus IMO.

The only ass picture missing is from Farbin Kaiber, but most conventional computer screens aren't wide enough to give it justice.

What sayest you, r3v?

I sayest that I can hear the noise of you fapping from several states away. I didn't realize that you were such the man-ass connoisseur.

[Need4Speed]

This is so wrong in so many ways, I can't even count them.

[Farbin Kaiber]

I don't have any ass shots handy. I may be able to coax my woman into taking one for your usage.

[Turf1600]

I don't have any ass shots handy. I may be able to coax my woman into taking one for your usage.

Do a myspace inspired mirror shot.

[Optimator]

I don't have any ass shots handy. I may be able to coax my woman into taking one for your usage.

When you get your woman to take an ass shot, make sure it's in "Landscape" mode.

[Farbin Kaiber]

I was gonna use Live to make the panorama shot for you. I thought the snow setting would work better to cut down on the whiteburn the lens may pickup.

[blunttech]

i am a bit biased so i will withhold my vote till farbin supplies the goods. i will say this, ive been up close against the bags ass in a hotel room in vegas and its a bit soft and saggy. i will put my taut muffin shaped ass (albeit a little hairy) up against the bags any day of the week.
im excited to see farbins ass so please dont disappoint

[Optimator]

I was gonna use Live to make the panorama shot for you. I thought the snow setting would work better to cut down on the whiteburn the lens may pickup.

True. I was going to suggest putting shade 10 welding glass in front of the lens, but then again, Mr. bag's ass is almost as white as Michael Jackson.