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  • CorvallisBMW
    Long Schlong Longhammer
    • Feb 2005
    • 13039

    #16
    Originally posted by kencopperwheat
    virgin sex = teh suck
    yup.

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    • jflip2002
      R3V Elite
      • Sep 2006
      • 4377

      #17
      Yeah, the virgin sex sucks... but after that first terrible Speaking relatively, its all good, lets be honest) time, its like that new PS3 and Madden '09 they want to keep playing all night til it gets old. Greatness is what follows lost virginities.
      Originally posted by blunt
      i would jerk larry king off while tonging jflips ass if h0lmes would blow his head off

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      • SamE30e
        R3V Elite
        • Sep 2007
        • 4319

        #18
        Originally posted by Massive Lee
        22 year old virgin. Who would really like to fuck an unexperienced 22 year old? Unless she's an expert in blow jobs (well, she's still technically a virgin), who would pay over a couple of $100s?

        Horny old business men.
        1985 325e 2.8 Turbo VEMS

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        • 325_e30
          R3VLimited
          • Jan 2008
          • 2492

          #19
          Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber
          repost?
          yes. old news
          Looking for a 3.46 or lower LSD. Lets make a deal.
          LSx e36TI coming soon
          Originally posted by s0urce
          Man, she'd be so easy to rape

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          • blunttech
            Forum Sponsor
            • Jul 2004
            • 12850

            #20
            i wish i had a vagina. because if i did id be the biggest ho on the face of the earth,..... then, id have a doctor install an e30m3 oil pan baffle flap in my vagina to similuate my viginity and id sell that shit for 2 mil. then id take ovulator to the french riveria for a sun soaked vacation with me
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            • Wiglaf
              E30 Mastermind
              • Jan 2007
              • 1513

              #21
              if some idiot will give her over a mil just for that.. well more power to her.
              sigpic
              Originally posted by u3b3rg33k
              If you ever sell that car, tell me first. I want to be the first to not be able to afford it.

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              • Nicademus
                R3VLimited
                • Aug 2008
                • 2912

                #22
                I'd like to auction myself off for a few million. I doubt she'll ever see much cash. I hope if she does they do her in the ass and violate her so she hates sex for life.

                Well, posterity, you will never know what it cost us to preserve your freedom. I only hope that you will make a good use of it. If you do not, I shall repent in heaven that I ever took half the pains to preserve it.
                ~ John Adams ~

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                • Farbin Kaiber
                  Lil' Puppet
                  • Jul 2007
                  • 29502

                  #23
                  Originally posted by blunt
                  i wish i had a vagina. because if i did id be the biggest ho on the face of the earth,..... then, id have a doctor install an e30m3 oil pan baffle flap in my vagina to similuate my viginity and id sell that shit for 2 mil. then id take ovulator to the french riveria for a sun soaked vacation with me
                  we can dream, right?

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                  • gazellebeigem3
                    No R3VLimiter
                    • Jun 2005
                    • 3712

                    #24
                    Originally posted by "Big Meow" Bonpensiero
                    She would want more than 2.5 million quid from you and to paper bag you while you did her...







                    fuck it, id hit it.





                    in the end she is just like any other woman fucking for money. it just so happens that she got more than she is worth


                    the other thing is when i read that she was using it for school, i knew it would be for a worthless degree like psyc. but womens studies?!?1?1 ahahahahahaha
                    Last edited by gazellebeigem3; 01-12-2009, 02:12 PM.

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                    • george graves
                      I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 19992

                      #25
                      Originally posted by gwb72tii
                      to pay for a masters degree in Family and Marriage therapy
                      Well that alone is almost undeniable proof she is not technically a virgin.
                      Originally posted by Matt-B
                      hey does anyone know anyone who gets upset and makes electronics?

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                      • Money$hit
                        Banned
                        • Mar 2008
                        • 1604

                        #26
                        Originally posted by "Big Meow" Bonpensiero
                        She would want more than 2.5 million quid from you and to paper bag you while you did her...







                        :mrgreen:




                        Sal
                        Who in the fuck are you.

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                        • Turf1600
                          R3V OG
                          • Nov 2006
                          • 9815

                          #27
                          Originally posted by Money$hift
                          who the fuck post this
                          fixed
                          "We praise or find fault, depending on which of the two provides more opportunity for our powers of judgement to shine."

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                          • Money$hit
                            Banned
                            • Mar 2008
                            • 1604

                            #28
                            truf

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                            • "Big Meow" Bonpensiero
                              Noobie
                              • Dec 2008
                              • 17

                              #29
                              Originally posted by Money$hift
                              Who in the fuck are you.

                              wow with that hostility i should be worried but since there isn't any gang signs being thrown while holding that peashooter, it leaves me with a meh feeling, kinda like what you would leave her feeling like afterwards...






                              Sal

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                              • lov-e30
                                I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                                • Dec 2007
                                • 16548

                                #30
                                Originally posted by gwb72tii
                                This skank was on the TYRA show talking, about this shit 3 months or so ago. She said she had gotten to third base before, so I'm more than sure a VIRGIN she is not!.
                                I'm not quite sure either if she mentioned that she was willing to take it in the pooper as a complete package., she also said that she was a master @ sucking golf balls out of a garden hose, so those two things to me are red flags for slut code words...

                                My wife turned me onto the TYRA show, just to see that rediculous whore auctioning herself., though I have to admit that she is a smart bitch for trying to get paid for shit that most women do for free.
                                @IRON-E30 aka Edwin:D

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