What did you do at work today

[jbag]

got to work on an e36 s50 m3....guys car was SICK with dinan carbon fiber intake and nice blacked out bbs wheels...black on black car..short shift..exhaust...suspension..blah,blah,blah,,,who gives a fuck..they;re just fucking cars.


wanted me to swap his bald ass tires on the bbs from some tires on his stock m3 wheels..i had no problem...but our fucking tire maching couldnt pop the bead on those damn this as 40's...so he left all pissy and bitchy...made me mad and thus reaffirming to the all bmw owners are assholes stereotype

Hey tire monkey! Get one o' dese...works great for me. Never had a cherry...ahhh...errr...bead I couldn't **POP**.

If the rims are $$$'s...use a rag on top and bottom...also a basement telepost as a bar on the handle for leverage.
You gotta have a "can do" attitude and get 'er done.



And if that doesn't work....resort to the last straw:



Laugh all you want...take your pneumatic tire machine and toss in in the dumpster!!!
The difference btwn. you and I is, I get the job done.

And yes...I would and have used the backhoe downrigger on expensive rims.

[franco90]

Lul wut?

I actually just started this custodial job on the military base near my house.

Its hella easy and it pays well.

which base ?.

[DatUtahGuy]

we shot some action scenes today using a greenscreen and some nifty weapons. all in all a fun and productive day.

[franco90]

Danny the Janitor. It has a ring to it.

[vivalegreg]

got to work on an e36 s50 m3....guys car was SICK with dinan carbon fiber intake and nice blacked out bbs wheels...black on black car..short shift..exhaust...suspension...


wanted me to swap his bald ass tires on the bbs from some tires on his stock m3 wheels..i had no problem...but our fucking tire maching couldnt pop the bead on those damn this as 40's...so he left all pissy and bitchy...made me mad and thus reaffirming to the all bmw owners are assholes stereotype

[SamE30e]

Wtf..

[jbag]

Now let's try this again...although I work in construction, I also do photo shoots of young (over eighteen) girls looking to broaden and strengthen their portfolios. This morning I did a photo shoot of a female college student (over the age of eighteen) by the name of Jennifer..
Here is the best photo of my work from this morning:



After her photo shoot, I did another with a girl named Lisa. My camera was on the fritz and I couldn't get it to focus correctly. This is the best I could come up with. I have rescheduled her for tomorrow morning after I sort out my camera issues:

Hey Blunt...I have some girls lined up for some Spring photo shoots down at the beach on Long Island Sound ...again.
I'll fly you out again, since you really have the ability to get the girls laughing and in a rambunctious, flirtatious mood, however...can we not have a repeat of that "incident" last last Summer.
For those of you who don't know my photgraphy side work, I occasionally invite Steve (Blunt) in. He truely has a knack with the women. I tell them he's my assistant. He helps me set up lighting , lugs my bags of gear & often I give him a camera to get different angle shots. He really helps me out a lot and he has some serious potential as a professional photograher.
Last year however, he really embarrased me. He had the girls all giggly and primed, when he found some stranger on the beach..handed him a camera and told him to take some shots. The "stranger" was fine, however, Steve knows I despise grape smugglers (banana hammocks).
It was to say the least....very unprofessional and embarassing:

[Money$hit]

Danny the Janitor. It has a ring to it.

[Danny]

Lul wut?

I actually just started this custodial job on the military base near my house.

Its hella easy and it pays well.

[kronus]

See, at least Farbin admits that he's unemployed.

Admitting you have a problem is the first step to fixing it ;)

[Danny]

Srsbzns man.

[kronus]

Wow, sounds like I hit a nerve there. Chiiiill, Winston.

[Danny]

I have a job you fucker.

And I probably make more than you do, so suck it.

[kronus]

Oh lordy

Dude, this thread is for people who have jobs. What are you doing here?

What am I doing here?

[Danny]

Oh lordy