Having fun with the photocopier at work?

[Massive Lee]

http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=afBWfcFX9Kc&eurl=http://forums.montrealracing.com/showthread.php?p=6487729

[blunttech]

this reminds me of a story about 18 years ago when i first met my wife. i went to her dental office to meet her after work. she was busy doing a few last things so i started copying my ballsack on her copy machine for her as i thought it would be a romantic gesture . i was standing on a stepstool with my bag on the glass and i hit "copy". i had never used this machine and did not know that the actual top of the copy machine moved rather than just closing the lid and all the moving parts being inside. so my bag got caught in between the edge of the top section and the body of the copy machine and my ballsack was being torn in 2 directions. this is not a pleasant feeling and i started screaming as bag flesh was ripped. she came running out to see what was wrong and found my coinpurse jammed in her xerox. there was blood too. thank god i didnt hit collate . im pretty sure this was the moment she knew i was the guy for her

[kamotors]

^thats pretty funny.....

[Massive Lee]

Blunt, you should see me rolling on the floor. That was a good one.

But honestly, tell me you don't photocopy your genitals on all your first dates...

Lee

[daniel]

this reminds me of a story about 18 years ago when i first met my wife. i went to her dental office to meet her after work. she was busy doing a few last things so i started copying my ballsack on her copy machine for her as i thought it would be a romantic gesture . i was standing on a stepstool with my bag on the glass and i hit "copy". i had never used this machine and did not know that the actual top of the copy machine moved rather than just closing the lid and all the moving parts being inside. so my bag got caught in between the edge of the top section and the body of the copy machine and my ballsack was being torn in 2 directions. this is not a pleasant feeling and i started screaming as bag flesh was ripped. she came running out to see what was wrong and found my coinpurse jammed in her xerox. there was blood too. thank god i didnt hit collate . im pretty sure this was the moment she knew i was the guy for her

"thank god i didnt hit collate" ahahahahahaa

[SamE30e]

this reminds me of a story about 18 years ago when i first met my wife. I went to her dental office to meet her after work. She was busy doing a few last things so i started copying my ballsack on her copy machine for her as i thought it would be a romantic gesture . I was standing on a stepstool with my bag on the glass and i hit "copy". I had never used this machine and did not know that the actual top of the copy machine moved rather than just closing the lid and all the moving parts being inside. So my bag got caught in between the edge of the top section and the body of the copy machine and my ballsack was being torn in 2 directions. This is not a pleasant feeling and i started screaming as bag flesh was ripped. She came running out to see what was wrong and found my coinpurse jammed in her xerox. There was blood too. Thank god i didnt hit collate . Im pretty sure this was the moment she knew i was the guy for her

lmao!

[blunttech]

Blunt, you should see me rolling on the floor. That was a good one.

But honestly, tell me you don't photocopy your genitals on all your first dates...

Lee

im pretty sure i had been dating her a month or so. so she had a general idea what i was like.
but hey, might as well let them know what they are getting into right up front.

[z31maniac]

im pretty sure i had been dating her a month or so. so she had a general idea what i was like.
but hey, might as well let them know what they are getting into right up front.

Saves alot of fake bullshit getting to know you type conversations and plenty of wasted time.

[Massive Lee]

Saves alot of fake bullshit getting to know you type conversations and plenty of wasted time.

You mean, no need to pretend you like meals without meat, Merryl streep movies, or that you won't come in her face?

[dashboardmonkey]

LMAO...that is some funny shit.

[DCColegrove]

this reminds me of a story about 18 years ago when i first met my wife. i went to her dental office to meet her after work. she was busy doing a few last things so i started copying my ballsack on her copy machine for her as i thought it would be a romantic gesture . i was standing on a stepstool with my bag on the glass and i hit "copy". i had never used this machine and did not know that the actual top of the copy machine moved rather than just closing the lid and all the moving parts being inside. so my bag got caught in between the edge of the top section and the body of the copy machine and my ballsack was being torn in 2 directions. this is not a pleasant feeling and i started screaming as bag flesh was ripped. she came running out to see what was wrong and found my coinpurse jammed in her xerox. there was blood too. thank god i didnt hit collate . im pretty sure this was the moment she knew i was the guy for her

This made my day...

Not that I'd wish anyone harm...

But getting your nuts stuck in the Xerox...That's funny.

[Tree18is]

Holy fuck i lol'd!

[z31maniac]

You mean, no need to pretend you like meals without meat, Merryl streep movies, or that you won't come in her face?

It's hysterical you would say that. The first time my girlfriend and I had sex, I was wasted, pulled out meaning to shoot on her stomach and it hit her on the forehead and cheek.

Had no idea it was going to shoot that far!

[blunttech]

It's hysterical you would say that. The first time my girlfriend and I had sex, I was wasted, pulled out meaning to shoot on her stomach and it hit her on the forehead and cheek.

Had no idea it was going to shoot that far!

i bet he was pissed

[T3rd Ferguson]

i bet he was pissed

hahaha