Epic Pwnage - check this out for a laugh!

[CAOSyAMOR]

He likes to catch pitches in a controlled environment.

You have to limit the number of variables, some people say it's an art but really it's more of a science.

[CAOSyAMOR]

Damn Canadians

I'm French-Canadian, thank you very much.

[CAOSyAMOR]

go drown yourself in a fountain of milkshakes and wash it down with a hefty serving of porkchops

won't be the first time will it?

kill that pain with food you fatass

b5's suck.

I will punch you in your miss-informed mouth while you sleep

your car looks like shit

HATE HATE HATE

Your face is ugly.



I got nothin... damnit...

I did that a couple of weeks ago. Came to find out she was a beast. Dark bar + me hammered + any woman around = me trying to get my dick wet.

wrong.

worst shit ever made. tried it a few times in different flavors and they're all garbage.

A joke taken out of context can still make you come off as a poopdick



This thread seems like it might be the best place for me to hop on as another new guy. I don't have an e30 (yet), but I do plan on picking one up at some point. I'm here to bullshit around in the meantime.

Oh yeah, and I'm jesse30's brother.

Remind us why you are here again? I mean to have a few stupid posts as I have, fine. But what are you really contributing to the E30 community?

[Danny]

Damn Canadians

[love the booB5]

He likes to catch pitches in a controlled environment.

teh lulz

[E30Idea]

and who invited you, you silly lil' bitch? So that part where I said I sucked dick got you excited did it!? Well that's great, but you got to get in line there tiger :p

He likes to catch pitches in a controlled environment.

[CAOSyAMOR]

OP is fucking annoying. Ninja edit? What the fuck are you talking about, guy?

The original link is mildly entertaining at best, but the fact that you changed the first post because no one else shared in your laughter makes you a tool.

The most entertaining part of this thread was you saying you sucked a dick. Thank you for that at least.

and who invited you, you silly lil' bitch? So that part where I said I sucked dick got you excited did it!? Well that's great, but you got to get in line there tiger :p

[E30Idea]

OP is fucking annoying. Ninja edit? What the fuck are you talking about, guy?

The original link is mildly entertaining at best, but the fact that you changed the first post because no one else shared in your laughter makes you a tool.

The most entertaining part of this thread was you saying you sucked a dick. Thank you for that at least.

WOW, that was a turbo charged 11th post there buddy. Go big or go home, I like it

[Alkasquawlik]

OP is fucking annoying. Ninja edit? What the fuck are you talking about, guy?

The original link is mildly entertaining at best, but the fact that you changed the first post because no one else shared in your laughter makes you a tool.

The most entertaining part of this thread was you saying you sucked a dick. Thank you for that at least.

[SaskE30]

2-5 minutes if you're cooking it with a damn flashlight

Well I know that NOW.

[E30Idea]

2-5 minutes if you're cooking it with a damn flashlight

[Alkasquawlik]

Isn't there a "popcorn" button on most microwaves anyway?

[love the booB5]

OP is fucking annoying. Ninja edit? What the fuck are you talking about, guy?

The original link is mildly entertaining at best, but the fact that you changed the first post because no one else shared in your laughter makes you a tool.

The most entertaining part of this thread was you saying you sucked a dick. Thank you for that at least.

[delfin]

Last time I made popcorn I almost burned my house down. True story.

The bag said microwave for 2 to 5 minutes so i put it in for 4 minutes, and went to go for a quick bathroom break, a short while later the whole first floor is filled with smoke.
Parents were far from impressed.
THE BAG SAID 2-5 MINUTES!!!!

2-5 minutes if you're cooking it with a damn flashlight

[SaskE30]

Last time I made popcorn I almost burned my house down. True story.

The bag said microwave for 2 to 5 minutes so i put it in for 4 minutes, and went to go for a quick bathroom break, a short while later the whole first floor is filled with smoke.
Parents were far from impressed.
THE BAG SAID 2-5 MINUTES!!!!