"Gripe Sheets" by pilots. Hilarious!!

[blunttech]

How did this go from squawk sheets to Brazilian girls?

its off topic dumbdy. theres no telling where this may end up

[Miano]

How did this go from squawk sheets to Brazilian girls?

[Erick]

That's what I'm talking about!!! Do you recommend rio de janeiro?

Rio has the beaches, but Sao Paulo has a much better night life.

[Maluco]

^ no question...

[OOMPH!]

great women (who love gringos).

That's what I'm talking about!!! Do you recommend rio de janeiro?

[Farbin Kaiber]

What other good exports come out of Brazil?

[Erick]

did you live in brazil? i want to visit there. i watched a documentary on it while i was working in the garage mahal and it looks awesome. especially food

Born and raised there. I moved to the US in Dec 2000. Brazil's a blast to visit. Great food, great drinks, great women (who love gringos).

Brazilian BBQs (or Rodizios) are definately the best though. :D

[Pinepig]

did you live in brazil? i want to visit there. i watched a documentary on it while i was working in the garage mahal and it looks awesome. especially food

Brazilian BBQ

If you have one in your area, GO

[blunttech]

We didnt have the internets in Brazil 10 years ago. :p

did you live in brazil? i want to visit there. i watched a documentary on it while i was working in the garage mahal and it looks awesome. especially food

[blunttech]

It really takes away the thunder when you acknowledge you left it wide open for me.... kinda like your ass cheeks. The thrill is trying to get through those clenched little glutes.

(Im a step ahead of you. Didnt even have to comment on what you meant to leave open, as far as eating 10 year olds' dicks.)

jflip, im already crafting tomorrows insults while you ponder a lame response to the thread youre in. give it up dude, you are no match for me. i lay out material for you and you arent even able to turn it into something mildly amusing.

[Ral]

yeah, that's been around for a while. More pilot jokes:

How do you know when a pilot walks into the party?
He'll tell you.

What's the difference between a pilot and a jet engine?
The engine stops whining after the plane's off.

What's the difference between a pilot and God?
God doesn't think he's a pilot.

[Erick]

i remember laughing at that shit on prodigy. eat a 10 year old dick.
(go ahead, i left it wide open for you)

We didnt have the internets in Brazil 10 years ago. :p

[jflip2002]

It really takes away the thunder when you acknowledge you left it wide open for me.... kinda like your ass cheeks. The thrill is trying to get through those clenched little glutes.

(Im a step ahead of you. Didnt even have to comment on what you meant to leave open, as far as eating 10 year olds' dicks.)

[blunttech]

i remember laughing at that shit on prodigy. eat a 10 year old dick.
(go ahead, i left it wide open for you)

[jflip2002]

Lol, definitely a funny way to start the day. Thanks.