POLL: Fat Dental Hygenist - Change or Not?

[love the booB5]

yeah... I wouldn't care that she's fat, but when that fat begins encroaching on my personal space and I'm no longer comfortable when I receiving a service that I'm paying for, I have a problem.

I'd go looking for a new dentist that has a hot hygienist that will smash my head into her bewbs when I see her. That sounds like the way to go.

[e34john]

If you complains about your teeth you can always tell her it wouldn't for her to skip a Snickers bar every other hour or so.

[DatUtahGuy]

Yes...change

Hygenists should be attractive 20-somethings or MILFs. No exceptions!

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[E30 Cabrio]

I used to have a really cool Dentist who would script me Percocets and I was banging his hot hygienist as well. Her name was Rita.

I used to have Sunday and Monday off, and I would show up at his office nearly every Monday morning with some BS lie about getting elbowed in the grill while playing BBall over the weekend, knowing that he was too booked to see me so he would just write me a script.

Sorry, no pics of the hygienist. This was before Digcams were even invented. But she was somethin' else.

Best part about it was I was too gun shy to make a move so my Dentist calls me one night (we were friends, lived in the same complex) and says that she likes me and that I should give her a call.

[Nic01101011]

haha its like something george costanza would do

[AndrewBird]

how bout judging her on the job she does on your teeth? what a bunch of assholes. i bet half of you are fat fucks with guts and flabby asses and rip on fat chicks.

HOLY SHIT! Blunt is showing remorse for someone!

[jp_slick]

Fat bitches need love too man!!!
but seriously if she does a good job I'd deal with it, but if it really bugs you then switch

[z31maniac]

That says a lot about you. Not all fat people can help it!!!!! Lots of them have a hormonal issue that they have no control over. In fact many people dont even know they have an issue even by going to the doctors because so little is known about some things and some times very hard to catch in blood testes.

Yes there are some that are just lazy and dont care.

No I am not fat and being over sensitive about this.

I understand that, I was being completely facetious.

[blunttech]

HOLY SHIT! Blunt is showing remorse for someone!

remorse is when i feel bad for staining your new shirt when i could have easily aimed for your face. empathy is something else entirely

[george graves]

Happy release with each cleaning?

[SamE30e]

The average American is overweight. All you have to do it look around. It's the dentists office - not the strip club. Who cares.

Pretty sure I said that a couple months ago and all you guys flamed the shit out of me.

[dashboardmonkey]

You know I feel bad about my vote and reply.

If she does good work and doesn't fuck up, stick around.

I generally don't like people touching me unless it is someone I have known for a while.

[blunttech]

i voted and reacted the way i did because i can relate to the topic. my wife is both a dentist and struggles constantly with her weight. shes also one of the most successful private dentists in the area. i dont know about other areas but here in gods country its very unusual for a private dentist to be successful. almost all dentists are involved in groups or HMO's of some sort. shes the sole doctor in her practice and has 8 employees. to judge anyone on their weight is shallow at best. for those of you who have children.... if a teacher was voted "teacher of the year" but weighed 2 bills would you yank your child from their class because they were overweight? no you wouldnt. youd be glad he or she was teaching your child. dont get me wrong, im not sure id want some true heffer wrapping pure lard around me while working on me either but id surely judge them on performance rather than looks. the fact of the matter is ive found that 99% of the time the best people you will ever meet are the ones who dont fit the mold of being perfect or what society deems perfect. eat a FAT dick

[jflip2002]

My girls bestfriend is a hygenist... Shes this smokin hot little asian, 110 lbs, with Ds. They charge $10 at her program, and I get my teeth cleaned FREQUENTLY

[blunttech]

my wife used to have this smokin hot russian chicked named irina as a hygenist. but she moved to san diego. she had a great sense of humor...once when she was giving me gas i told my wife when i came down off the gas i noticed my zipper was undone and i thought i had been violated.

another time i stuffed a sock in my pants and made it look like a giant horse cock in my pants and just sat down and didnt say anything. i had only met her twice at that point but she started cracking up.