lol @ my perfect pullup

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  • delfin
    E30 Enthusiast
    • Nov 2007
    • 1064

    #1

    lol @ my perfect pullup

    I'm just going through my daily routine and I almost break my knees:



    They claim they MIGHT send me a new set built with "new, more durable material"
    Advanded Delphin Division
    My e30s: 1987 325i/1994 318iT
  • Edev
    No R3VLimiter
    • Aug 2008
    • 3731

    #2
    It looks like it is made out of plastic?
    M Coupe

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    • delfin
      E30 Enthusiast
      • Nov 2007
      • 1064

      #3
      The red part is metal, but the rest is plastic held together with metal bolts and some squishy stuff on the grips.
      Advanded Delphin Division
      My e30s: 1987 325i/1994 318iT

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      • e30s52
        R3V Elite
        • Oct 2007
        • 5235

        #4
        You could get some big money out of this if they didnt say anything about them braking.

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        • Nicademus
          R3VLimited
          • Aug 2008
          • 2912

          #5
          So how much do you weigh?

          Well, posterity, you will never know what it cost us to preserve your freedom. I only hope that you will make a good use of it. If you do not, I shall repent in heaven that I ever took half the pains to preserve it.
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          • CreamE30
            E30 Enthusiast
            • Mar 2008
            • 1177

            #6
            what are they meant to hook on? A shower rod?
            <---Goodnight, sweet prince

            Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.



            Originally posted by Brandon12V
            unlikely. too many e46 guys craving Big Fucking Cock

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            • delfin
              E30 Enthusiast
              • Nov 2007
              • 1064

              #7
              You hook them on a pull up bar. These things are supposedly rated for 300 pounds and I only weight 215. Not sure what the deal is.
              Advanded Delphin Division
              My e30s: 1987 325i/1994 318iT

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              • AndrewBird
                The Mad Scientist
                • Oct 2003
                • 11892

                #8
                Your scale is off?

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                • CreamE30
                  E30 Enthusiast
                  • Mar 2008
                  • 1177

                  #9
                  Do normal pull-ups?
                  <---Goodnight, sweet prince

                  Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.



                  Originally posted by Brandon12V
                  unlikely. too many e46 guys craving Big Fucking Cock

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                  • jflip2002
                    R3V Elite
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 4377

                    #10
                    A tool to do pull ups... on a pull up bar? Its kind of like, I dont know....Needing a special tool to turn the key in your ignition. Its simple enough, and its right there, just do it.
                    Originally posted by blunt
                    i would jerk larry king off while tonging jflips ass if h0lmes would blow his head off

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                    • dashboardmonkey
                      FUCK YOUR WAFFLES
                      • Jun 2008
                      • 6158

                      #11
                      I weigh a buck fifty and I would not have touched those plastic things with a ten foot pole.

                      Seeing that makes me glad I didn't act on my impulse to buy those.

                      GL on getting updated "stronger" ones.

                      Andy
                      -Andy

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                      • joshh
                        R3V OG
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 6195

                        #12
                        I wondered about those as well.
                        I can't believe in this sue happy country they didn't over build them.

                        They "might"...wtf...
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                        • e34john
                          No R3VLimiter
                          • Apr 2006
                          • 3599

                          #13
                          How often does your car need alignments?

                          But seriously those things look crappy, I do like that new counter that you can get for the perfect pushup for when its too hard to count while you pushup.
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                          • shiftbmw
                            R3VLimited
                            • Oct 2005
                            • 2012

                            #14
                            Originally posted by joshh
                            I wondered about those as well.
                            I can't believe in this sue happy country they didn't over build them.

                            They "might"...wtf...
                            They probably didn't build them in this country...
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                            • Surtr
                              Advanced Member
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 177

                              #15
                              Seriously, what is the point of these?
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