"Google" van pulls a Danny.

[Surtr]

My sister hit a cow once. OK, not the whole cow, but it's head. It was parallel to the highway at night and somehow she didn't see it. It turned its head in front of her window as she was driving by. Shattered her windshield and broke the cow's jaw. The guy that owned the cow paid for her windshield and had the cow helicoptered to UC Davis to have it's jaw fixed. Apparently it was his prized cow.

[brandon11130]

just shows how we have too many fucking deer!!

[Ray Smoodiver]

I am going to hell for loling

[OOMPH!]

just shows how we have too many fucking deer!!

Exactly. I'm 150% percent against hunting and cruelity towards animals but if I ever wrecked my car because of a deer I promised myself I would become a hunter the next day lol. Bye bye deer.

[brandon11130]

id rather have a hunter rape the bitch and kill it, than it pull out infront of me and kill my kid/friend/relative. Ive seen too many people get fucked up by deer.

[OOMPH!]

id rather have a hunter rape the bitch and kill it, than it pull out infront of me and kill my kid/friend/relative. Ive seen too many people get fucked up by deer.

Seriously bro, especially in your neck of the woods. They serve no real purpose to society, they don't even have a predator so they're out there fucking and sucking and multiplying. And yes, deers suck each other off lol.

[accident]

There were 4 deer in the middle of the road the other night as I was cruising around. I was going maybe 25mph so i didnt hit them. They didnt do the deer in the headlights shit though, they just bolted.

In true Danny fashion, the Google vehicle will now be equipped with contrasting body panels.

Pretty sad though, PETA would not approve.

Deer are the kittens of the forest!

[blunttech]

I love this. I would love to kill all deer everywhere. I shoot them in my backyard all the time. When you plug them in the ass with a pellet gun they jump 6 feet straight up. Fuckers enter my compound in the dark of night to feast upon the salad bar my wife plants each summer. I have a 7 foot high fence 350 feet long surrounding my estate and they still manage to get in thru the woods entrance

[Teaguer]

Bambi is lucky that Googe Van wasn't rocking a Volvo lip.

[blunttech]

Bambi is lucky that Googe Van wasn't rocking a Volvo lip.

you could of went right over the top of that fucker in your dekra pos

[Teaguer]

you could of went right over the top of that fucker in your dekra pos

I need the extra ride height, otherwise my sack would drag on the road.

[blunttech]

I need the extra ride height, otherwise my sack would drag on the road.

i sleep well at night knowing my sack is safe in the warm comforts of your greedy mouth

[Teaguer]

i sleep well at night knowing my sack is safe in the warm comforts of your greedy mouth

Always the charmer. No wonder you land such hot tail as Avi and PSloan.

[blunttech]

Always the charmer. No wonder you land such hot tail as Avi and PSloan.

avi is old news but psloan is a real piece of ass. i highly recommend him if you get the chance

[FredK]

I need the extra ride height, otherwise my sack would drag on the road.

So, Top Euro, you have those Truck Balls on the trailer hitch of your Dekra parts car?

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