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  • DCColegrove
    Banned
    • Dec 2007
    • 2748

    #31
    Originally posted by jbag
    Is that step #12?

    ...
    Ummm... Would be like a little 10 & 9 I think.

    but I may have been a little hasty in my shame:



    It goes on a ways.

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    • joshh
      R3V OG
      • Aug 2004
      • 6195

      #32
      Sounds like my Scientology story.

      One doesn't need religion to "get better". And definately not Scientology....
      Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

      "I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents. Charity is no part of the legislative duty of the [federal] government." ~ James Madison

      ‎"If you've got a business, you didn't build that. Somebody else made that happen" Barack Obama

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      • DCColegrove
        Banned
        • Dec 2007
        • 2748

        #33
        Originally posted by joshh
        Sounds like my Scientology story.

        One doesn't need religion to "get better". And definately not Scientology....
        Scientology...

        A religion started by a Sci Fi novelist.

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        • joshh
          R3V OG
          • Aug 2004
          • 6195

          #34
          Originally posted by DCColegrove
          Scientology...

          A religion started by a whack job.
          Fixed.

          Great thread btw!
          Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

          "I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents. Charity is no part of the legislative duty of the [federal] government." ~ James Madison

          ‎"If you've got a business, you didn't build that. Somebody else made that happen" Barack Obama

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          • jbag
            Advanced Member
            • Feb 2006
            • 143

            #35
            Originally posted by DCColegrove
            Ummm... Would be like a little 10 & 9 I think.

            but I may have been a little hasty in my shame:



            It goes on a ways.
            If it wasn't part of the 12 step program, then were you drunk on your ass when you said that?
            Never post drunk!!
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            • Farbin Kaiber
              Lil' Puppet
              • Jul 2007
              • 29502

              #36
              Originally posted by joshh
              One doesn't need religion to "get better". And definately not Scientology....
              Says the guy with the camcorder in his sig.

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              • DCColegrove
                Banned
                • Dec 2007
                • 2748

                #37
                Originally posted by jbag
                If it wasn't part of the 12 step program, then were you drunk on your ass when you said that?
                Never post drunk!!
                No... This February 12 I will have been Sober for 18 years....

                Doesn't mean I'm sane though.

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                • joshh
                  R3V OG
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 6195

                  #38
                  Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber
                  Says the guy with the camcorder in his sig.

                  Says the guy with a nerd in his avatar.;)




                  I've got to get rid of it...
                  Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

                  "I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents. Charity is no part of the legislative duty of the [federal] government." ~ James Madison

                  ‎"If you've got a business, you didn't build that. Somebody else made that happen" Barack Obama

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                  • jbag
                    Advanced Member
                    • Feb 2006
                    • 143

                    #39
                    Originally posted by DCColegrove
                    No... This February 12 I will have been Sober for 18 years....

                    Doesn't mean I'm sane though.
                    Same here. 9 years? Ah , I forget & I'm not counting....my wife is though.:oops:
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                    '72 02 Weber
                    '75 Opel Ascona Weber S
                    '82 e21Weber S
                    '84 535iS
                    '86 535i Uber Beater
                    '89 325i(S) Need LSD.
                    '89 325iCS
                    15+ parts cars

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                    • Money$hit
                      Banned
                      • Mar 2008
                      • 1604

                      #40
                      Ive been sober for 10.....









                      hours

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                      • shiftbmw
                        R3VLimited
                        • Oct 2005
                        • 2012

                        #41
                        Honestly, grow a spine. You called a guy fat and gay...worse has been done on the internet. The guy was overweight and his boyfriend was probably the one taking the picture anyways.

                        If the picture has been on the internet for longer 24 hours, there's probably a slew of sexual predators that have already jerked off to it. Calling the guy fat and gay hardly compares...
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                        • daniel
                          R3V OG
                          • Jul 2007
                          • 6703

                          #42
                          What everyone needs...

                          in life is just a few more ellipses...

                          if you know what i mean...
                          http://instagram.com/dslovn.drives

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                          • george graves
                            I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                            • Oct 2003
                            • 19986

                            #43
                            DC's guide to posting:

                            Dear DC, please include one or more of the following ideas in each and thread you start - thank you:

                            1. Say that you hate things like this, and are doing it only to get the (oh, so many) friends clamoring for your list off your back.

                            2. Describe “embarrassing” high school incident that makes you look cool.

                            3. Confess to crush on a) third-grade teacher b) obscure indie actor or actress c) your significant other, especially if he or she is on Facebook.

                            4. Identify real, but minor, flaw.

                            5. Identify major flaw by suggesting how it may also be major virtue.

                            6. Cite mean nickname you were given as a child.

                            7. Follow with offhand mention of receipt of high professional honor or athletic or artistic achievement.

                            8. Describe meeting a celebrity and how it a) disillusioned or b) thrilled you or c) if it’s a really good celebrity just the name will do.

                            9. Mention small adversity, like long commute or annoying neighbor, and the unexpected, preferably funny, way you overcome it.

                            10. Cite an actual random thing that comes to mind while writing this list.

                            11. “Admit” that you always identified with weird ancillary character on popular TV show in 7th grade, as if you didn’t know that everyone in retrospect agrees that was the best character.

                            12. Expose something genuine and poignant about yourself, such as untimely death of close relative or rare genetic condition.

                            13. Express heartfelt thanks to friends or family for helping you through #12, or just for being there, or whatever.

                            14. Conclude sentimental portion of list by citing the scene in movie X that always makes you cry. Could also be a lyric, or a memory, so long as it involves crying.

                            15. Something about drugs.

                            16. Tell a story of how you stood up to authority. Dwelling on descriptive details can help it not seem like you are making yourself out to be a hero even though you are.

                            17. Recount a dramatic moment, like having your heart broken or getting arrested, but withhold details, forcing readers to ask for them in your “comments’’ section. In case you didn’t know, comments equate to status on Facebook even more than number of friends.

                            18. Make one up.

                            19. Say “one of these is completely made up.”

                            20. If you have kids, a) cite weird names you wanted for them and how your more rational, if less creative, spouse rescued them from a lifetime of torture,

                            21. and/or b) relate story that appears to expose your inept parenting while in fact highlighting their precocious brilliance. If you don’t have kids, relate a cute anecdote from your early life to show everyone that you’re still a kid at heart.

                            22. If you have a pet, you have one item only through which to convey its superlative nature. If you don’t have a pet, talk about how much you yearn for an obscure breed of cat/dog/reptile or, alternatively, how much you hate animals and the people who love them.

                            23. Something about parents.

                            24. Name skill that you are proud of by recounting unexpected way you acquired it.

                            25. Close with the unusual: a) recount a genuinely traumatic event you witnessed or b) name an exotic location that is your favorite place on earth or c) cite a dubious world record that you performed.
                            :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:(
                            Originally posted by Matt-B
                            hey does anyone know anyone who gets upset and makes electronics?

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                            • DCColegrove
                              Banned
                              • Dec 2007
                              • 2748

                              #44
                              Originally posted by george graves
                              DC's guide to posting:

                              Dear DC, please include one or more of the following ideas in each and thread you start - thank you:



                              :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:(
                              Holy shit George...

                              I don't have the attention span to even read all of that.

                              Is that from some kind of handbook on how to prvent suicide on the Internet?

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