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    Gourmet Food Review: Asian Chicken

    As a service to all of you well heeled r3v members, I thought I'd share with you my review of some epicurean delights. Well, maybe not delights, but food that most of you Sandwich Artists can afford.

    I found myself in the fine suburb of Fishers, Indiana, having met up with a fine young lad to acquire a transmission for my son's e28. After extracting the trans from the back of a rusty old Geo Storm and into my e36, we were feeling a bit peckish. We we also had to kill some time before meeting up with the legendary Heeter, so we could perform our annual e30 strut housing swap.

    Our choices were the usual strip mall retail zone fare. We selected Wendy's, being drawn in by the glossy signs promising sweet and spicy Asian Chicken.

    The delight began when we were served by "Jackie" who was either hard of hearing, dumber than a box of hammers, or both. Given that she is a Hoosier, I suspect she is probably above average intelligence for the region, but she was truly an unpleasant bitch. She flung our cardboard trays of glazed chicken to us with great speed.

    The glaze is something a little less tasty than the Duck Sauce that comes with Chinese takeout, and is filled with small seeds that add nothing but an unpleasant texture. While it certainly was sweet, spicy, it was not.

    The only spice was the pepper in the chicken breading.

    The chicken was in fact, I believe, the same Chicken Tenders you get 5 for $.99. Some of them were sauced, others not so much.

    The sauce was disappointing, the chicken tasted like fryer grease that was WAYYY too old.

    Overall, I give it a D+.

    Next review: The new "McDouble".
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    #2
    wow. epic. i pretty much live in China, and would be socially outcasted if i were seen eating "asian" food from a fast food joint. therefor, this was interesting!
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      #3
      We must not have that at our Wendy's yet, but I do see we have the same ugly ass carpet.

      P.S. I love the new "McDouble" even though I still call it a double cheese burger. Im pissed they raised the price.

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        #4
        Couldn't have been all that bad, you ate it all.
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          #5
          The McDouble is a flawless victory.

          A Double Cheeseburger has 1 too many slices of that slimy processed cheese food.

          We have the "mini Meal Combo' here, where a double Cheeseburger, a small fry, and a small soda. Add a McDouble adn you have fast food nirvana.

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            #6
            There's nothing Chinese about this.

            Chinese food sucks and it isn't anywhere near my favorite.
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