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    "Montezuma's Revenge" or "How I Learned to Love Bottled Water"

    Well, I just returned home from a short winter jaunt to Mazatlan. I enjoyed some of the best foods at Mikinos and Mundo Bananas, and the Puerto Lagarto Bar & Grill. The unfortunate thing is, I spent three extra days there due to the fact that I had to become intimately familiar with the design of Mexican toilets.
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    1st



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      #3
      Don't drink the water or eat the ice in mexico.
      "We praise or find fault, depending on which of the two provides more opportunity for our powers of judgement to shine."

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        #4
        hah. I learned that one in TJ, along with the selective hooker lesson.

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          #5
          i had this too
          had rum and cokes (with ice) the night before leaving
          crapped my brains out on the alaska air flight home to seattle, and pretty much grossed out the back of the plane.

          poor bastards.
          “There is nothing government can give you that it hasn’t taken from you in the first place”
          Sir Winston Churchill

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            #6
            same as thailand.

            only drink bottled water.


            s50 downunder yo!

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              #7
              ok cool

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              I won't hesitate to defend the Corps
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                  #9
                  How are you even able to drink down there? What if I want a fucking mojito, long island, or mai tai?

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Money$hit View Post
                    How are you even able to drink down there? What if I want a fucking mojito, long island, or mai tai?


                    LULZ...

                    you drink mojitos and mai tais!


                    chic drinks!!


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                      #11
                      I notice you didnt mention my mainstay drink, the long island. Nobody fucks with the long island.

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Money$hit View Post
                        I notice you didnt mention my mainstay drink, the long island. Nobody fucks with the long island.

                        if it was your mainstay drink, you should have made it so, not like it is second in line of drinks you like...

                        Oh and a real LIT is made with PGA instead of rum/gin, although a regular TOP SHELF (ultra premium) LIT will suffice as well...




                        although montezuma's revenge can still get you with the ice cubes down there, so you might as well get tanked so you can puke/shit yourself and not know/care


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                        Last edited by atomic; 02-10-2009, 08:20 PM.

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                          The new avatars: I missed something.

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Desaevious View Post
                            The new avatars: I missed something.

                            wut?

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                              #15
                              Same thing happened to my whole family and I years ago when returning from Mexico. it hit me in the airport 20 minutes before we got on the plane. threw up in the airport. and then spent the whole flight, in the restroom of the plane.

                              people would knock on the door and i just opened it up and yelled at them while shitting/vomiting. they left me alone.

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