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    #16
    - $128,000
    - 40+ mph
    - Can fly up to 50 feet in the air
    - Can fly up to 186 mile distance
    - Able to keep you aloft for hours
    - Powered by a 4 stoke German engine
    - Flight training is included in price
    - 130-300 HP

    Well, posterity, you will never know what it cost us to preserve your freedom. I only hope that you will make a good use of it. If you do not, I shall repent in heaven that I ever took half the pains to preserve it.
    ~ John Adams ~

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      #17
      hand it to the germans, lol

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        #18
        Im getting two! First one to get cro copped back into the water loses.
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          #19
          @ rapist

          I wish I had $125k...
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            #20
            what happens when you are 50 feet in the air and the thing ingests a small child swimming, large fish, or wad of weeds????????????????????

            ever suck up a bunch of weeds in a jet ski?
            Originally posted by Fusion
            If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
            The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


            The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

            Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
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              #21
              you cant go more than 30 feet in teh air or faster than 25 mph. i'm sure its got a grill much like on a wave runner

              these things are $125k?

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                #22
                Originally posted by mrsleeve View Post
                what happens when you are 50 feet in the air and the thing ingests a small child swimming, large fish, or wad of weeds????????????????????

                ever suck up a bunch of weeds in a jet ski?
                Don't know, but its built by Germans so I'm sure they have it taken care of.
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                  #23
                  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

                  yes it may have a grate, that will stop the flow of water into the intake side of the pump= fall the fuck out of the sky rather fast with a 4inch hard hose and some nozzles attached to you. Sounds painful to me. Or how about you get that little boat in a patch of lily pads???

                  Looks really fucking dangerous............................. sign me up for a test spin in a weed free place .
                  Originally posted by Fusion
                  If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
                  The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


                  The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

                  Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
                  William Pitt-

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                    #24
                    But your falling into water water is soft right?

                    I don't know but that thing looks fun as hell. Sign me up but its going to fail please let the impact kill me rather than cripple me.
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                      #25
                      Originally posted by e34john View Post
                      But your falling into water water is soft right?

                      I don't know but that thing looks fun as hell. Sign me up but its going to fail please let the impact kill me rather than cripple me.
                      I'll still with the extremely dangerous flying rafts instead. Which btw, you really should wear a cup when on those... impacts from 30ft+ HURT.
                      -Mike

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                        #26
                        I see dead people.
                        Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

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                          #27
                          guys please see the bottom line of my sig, that will explain this device in rather uncertain terms
                          Originally posted by Fusion
                          If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
                          The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


                          The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

                          Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
                          William Pitt-

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                            #28
                            Originally posted by e34john View Post
                            Don't know, but its built by Germans so I'm sure they have it taken care of.
                            Well if it's made by Germans, I know Germans make good stuff.

                            - Sco

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                              #29
                              Originally posted by e34john View Post
                              But your falling into water water is soft right?

                              I don't know but that thing looks fun as hell. Sign me up but its going to fail please let the impact kill me rather than cripple me.
                              apparently you've never been skipped across the water falling off of an inner tube dragged by a boat
                              BRUTE

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                                #30
                                Originally posted by imsotyerred View Post
                                apparently you've never been skipped across the water falling off of an inner tube dragged by a boat
                                Lake Texoma, speeding down the middle of the lake, then cutting it hard right... turn to the left on the innertube and see how long you can last before eating the pavement!!!! Mad biers the next day!

                                Oh Texas summer, where art thou!!!! (hot ass, oven baking Texas summer )

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