I gets 1million dollars - LOLZ

[CAOSyAMOR]

Remember that guy, A.Albinali, who spammed on here offering up to 5mil last night? Well I was a little bored, a little something else, and thought I'd have a laugh - I know its really quite stupid but I thought I'd share anyways..

Subject: Loanz
To: a_albinal_ahmed_sons_co@yahoo.co.uk
Date: Friday, 20 February, 2009, 5:19 AM


Hi I can haz loanz now please! How does i gets all the monies!!!!?

Sir

The minimum loan we offer to individual is US$1 Million only. You will pay 5% as interest per a year for 5 years, whereby the principal amount will be return back to us.

Thus,How much do you actually want?

If it interests you to proceed, forward your International Passport and company incorporation certificate to proceed.

As soon as you forward your identification,then we will send you our client information form (CIF) to fill and return back to us,after which we will introduce you to our financial institute for the transfer of the fund to your nominated bank account.

We do not participate in joint venture.

Regards
A.Albinali
Subject: RE: Loan
To: a_albinal_ahmed_sons_co@yahoo.co.uk
Date: Friday, 20 February, 2009, 2:58 PM


Helloz good sirz

I wuz thinkin like about 200bucks or somthin cuz I wants to find a volvo lip spoiler for my E30 and maybe get a set of sportmaxxes yo, plus maybe a can of plastidip to black out my grillz but maybe i could use maybe 1 MILLION DOLLARS (said in Dr Evil Voice, Muahahahaha) and then I can buy up all the remaining E30's and convert them all to Taurus bumbered, Volvo lip spoilered, plastidip grilled Bronzit Sprotmaxx beasts yo. What you think?

What do y'all needz from me to get this partay train a poppin!?

Hit me back AALbinali!

Sir,

Your message has been received.

The US$1 Million will be given to you as loan,you will pay 5% as interest per a year for 5 years, whereby the principal amount will be return back to us.

If it interests you to proceed, forward your International Passport to proceed.

As soon as you forward your identification,then we will send you our client information form (CIF) to fill and return back to us,after which we will introduce you to our financial institute for the transfer of the fund to your nominated bank account.

We do not participate in joint venture.

Regards
A.Albinali
Subject: RE: Loan
To: a_albinal_ahmed_sons_co@yahoo.co.uk
Date: Friday, 20 February, 2009, 3:15 PM

ohhh okay so how do i get y'all the information you need? where do I send it to? Did you want a bronzit e30 w taurus skirts, a volvo lip, a black grille rollin on sportmaxxes? I sells it to ya for only a mil yo! Maybe we could negotiate some virgins in the deal

Sir,

Your message has been received.

Scan your international passport or driver's license and attach it with the message you are sending to us next so that we can proceed on your request to secure a loan of USD$1Milion.

As soon as you forward your identification,then we will send you our client information form (CIF) to fill and return back to us,after which we will introduce you to our financial institute for the transfer of the fund to your nominated bank account.

Regards
A.Albinali
To: a_albinal_ahmed_sons_co@yahoo.co.uk
Date: Friday, 20 February, 2009, 3:43 PM

Ohhh I'm gettin excited - I can't wait to start my plan to take over the world! Muahahahaha

Now gimme my money



Sir Your message has been received

Please find the attachment with this message, our Client Information Form (CIF) Do complete it and get back to us with the completed aspect of it after which we will now introduce you to our financial institution for the fund transfer into your nominated bank account

[Spiff325iS]

vat.

[Desaevious]

bwahahahahaah McLovin

[davey101]

oh shit!

[CleanAzzE30z]

Hahaha. That made me giggle.


I NEEDZ TEH MONIEZ KTHXBYE!



Mariano

[Massive Lee]

Okay now. I start getting the scam. It looks like they are harvesting international passports. Fuckers...

[CAOSyAMOR]

Okay now. I start getting the scam. It looks like they are harvesting international passports. Fuckers...

yeah, the so called CIF asks for pretty much everything..

Please complete all information as required below. This information will be treated as confidential and shall not be disclosed or disseminated under any circumstances.


1) Client Name (Signatory):


2) Nationality:


3) Passport Number:


4) Passport Issue Data:


5) Date and Place of Birth:


6) Home Address:


7) Home Fax Number:


8) Home Telephone Number:


9) Cellular Phone Number:


10) Email Address:





11) Business Name:


12) Business Address:


13) Registered Office:


14) Registration Number:


15) Business Fax Number:


16) Business Telephone Number:





17) Legal Advisor (Law Firm):


18) Legal Advisor Mail Address:


19) Legal Advisor Courier Address:

Page: 2………

20) Bank:


21) Branch and Branch Address:


22) Bank Officer’s Name:


Phone Number:


21) Account Name:


22)Account Number:


23)Account Signatory:


24) Funds available for this transaction:

(USD) ONE MILLION AMERICAN DOLLARS
Funds available in words:

(USD) $1million

27) Brief Overview of Corporate Activity:







It is agreed that facsimile copies of this Client Information Sheet, or any other associated documents to this transaction, are as valid and legal as delivered originals.

I Hereby Swear, under penalty of perjury, the information given above am accurate and true. I also agreed to work strictly according to the procedure required before the release of the said Amount into my designated Bank Account.
For and on behalf of:

Name & Title: _________
Copy of your International Passport is required and you’re ID Card.
Signature.
Passport number:

Issued by:

Issue date:

Expiry date:


edit - I LOL'd at the smiley face substitutions when I copy / pasted here..

[Massive Lee]

Well. This is blatant identity theft.

With the info, they can create a thousand credit cards with your name on it...

[daniel]

win

[CAOSyAMOR]

To: a_albinal_ahmed_sons_co@yahoo.co.uk
Date: Friday, 20 February, 2009, 7:24 PM


haaayyy wussup sir AAlbinali yo I can has teh monies now please! Igotz yer forms an cumpleeted it all good now!

So wut abouts dem virgins we be talkin 'bout? I can haz now virgins an monies please?

Sir,

Your message has been received.

Now is the time for me to introduce you to our financial institution that will transfer the fund into your nominated bank account.

Our financial institute is Office of Financial Institutions, Bank of China.

The amount requested as loan will be transfer to your bank account by the Executive Director Mr. Liu Yan

You can send him a message on this using the below details.

Office of Financial Institutions
Bank of China Ltd.
13/F. Bank of China Tower
1 Garden Road, Hong Kong.
Contact Person: Mr. Liu Yan
Executive Director
Tele-fax: +852-3014-4967
Website: http://www.bochltd.com
E-mail:info@bochltd.com, loan@bochltd.com

Make sure you act in accordance to all the instruction he will give to you so that you can get the requested fund on time and I believe he will use his good office to get your fund to your nominated bank account soonest.

Mr. Liu Yan will send you other necessary documents as regards your request of getting this loan but make sure you do not make any mistake when completing those documents as any mistake may lead to some perjuries which i don't know and can't talk about.

Do keep me posted as to the happenings between you both base on all the discussions you will have with him and the protocol you are to follow so as to get the requested fund into your nominated bank account as loan.

Also,inform me if there is anything you do not understand about all the documents he will be sending to you.

Note:I will be traveling to London United Kingdom by tomorrow night but upon my arrival,i will furnish you with my telephone number so that you can call and update me as to the happenings between you and our financial institution but i have every access to my email.

Waiting to hearing from you soon.

Regards
A.Albinali

[scabzzzz]

I would have thought Hello.jpg would ahve been in order. Guess not?

[CleanAzzE30z]

God what a fucking douchebag. These people need their face broken. But whoever falls for this shit is an idiot, Im sorry to say.



Mariano

[CAOSyAMOR]

God what a fucking douchebag. These people need their face broken. But whoever falls for this shit is an idiot, Im sorry to say.



Mariano

you meanz i not gets teh million dollarz now!? :(




:razz:

[CleanAzzE30z]

you meanz i not gets teh million dollarz now!? :(




:razz:

Maybe. Sometimes.



;)

[dashboardmonkey]