Ben Stiller on the Academy Awards.

**JPL** · 02-22-2009, 07:07 PM

natalie portman. fucking the hottest woman alive

**SamE30e** · 02-22-2009, 07:08 PM

haha I laughed my ass off.

Heath ledger just won an award.

**Erick** · 02-22-2009, 07:10 PM

Originally posted by JPL

natalie portman. fucking the hottest woman alive

If you not count about 10% of the female population in this world, then you might be right. :p

**Jand3rson** · 02-22-2009, 07:10 PM

Ledger won for best supporting actor. All that matters.

**SamE30e** · 02-22-2009, 07:20 PM

I'd let Natalie Portman give me a rusty trombone. Then again, any girl what would eat my ass and jerk me off at the same time is good in my books.

**DatUtahGuy** · 02-22-2009, 07:37 PM

Thread derailment at its finest.

Carry on :)

**Erick** · 02-22-2009, 07:39 PM

Originally posted by SamE30e

I'd let Natalie Portman give me a rusty trombone. Then again, any girl what would eat my ass and jerk me off at the same time is good in my books.

Oh I'm not saying I'd say no to her, but there is plenty that's even better than her out there. :p

**h0lmes** · 02-22-2009, 07:39 PM

She's hot I would definitely fuck the shit out of her. A bit overrated though.

**Money$hit** · 02-22-2009, 07:40 PM

shes hot, not really hot. i see hotter chicks in the "pics of gf" thread

**Money$hit** · 02-22-2009, 07:44 PM

**SamE30e** · 02-22-2009, 07:45 PM

Eddy Murphy just kissed Jerry Lewis!!

THEY'RE GAY!

**DatUtahGuy** · 02-22-2009, 07:54 PM

Benjamin Button is winning... a lot.

Haven't seen it, is it that good?

**shiftbmw** · 02-22-2009, 07:57 PM

Originally posted by SamE30e

I'd let Natalie Portman give me a rusty trombone. Then again, any girl what would eat my ass and jerk me off at the same time is good in my books.

There's something a touch gay about you wanting anything to go in your ass, whether it's a girl or a guy putting it there.

**blunttech** · 02-22-2009, 07:57 PM

sorry to say this but if ledger wasnt dead he wouldnt have even been looked at for an award.

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