Most Awkward Mom situations

[SamE30e]

Had to explain to my Mom what a Falcon Punch was... My friend was over and we were watching Maury Povich before class, and some girl who poked a hole in the jimmer was on. I looked at my buddy and said "Yo just Falcon punch the bitch on the air." as my Mom walked by. She wouldn't stop until I told her, she smacked me in the head and said I'm horrible and wasn't raised like that.


I heard her laugh as she walked away.


Post your most awkward Mother or parental situation. I got more.

[Turf1600]

This may be the worst thread ever.

[SamE30e]

It could go both ways.

We all have Moms... Or some cases 2 dads.

[Massive Lee]

It could go both ways.

We all have Moms... Or some cases 2 dads.

Yo have two dads?

[SamE30e]

Yo have two dads?

Fuck off, THEY SAID THEY LOVED EACHOTHER!

[blunttech]

wtf is a falcon punch?

[SamE30e]

Are you serious Blunt? Of all people I would have thought you'd have known.

It's where you drop down to 1 knee, punch a girl in the uterus and scream Falcon Punch!!. A cheap form of birth control.

[blunttech]

my mom caught me banging suzie jacob in the basement when i was about 16. she started walking downstairs after asking if was down there. i told her to wait and im come up to talk to her. but she said it would only take a second. as she rounded the corner i believe i had suzie in the same position i like to put farbin in. ass up, one of my feet on the back of his head and the other behind him while i drill him in the ass. she got all embarrassed and told me to come up "when i was done". hahahaha my mom is awesome

[SamE30e]

my mom caught me banging suzie jacob in the basement when i was about 16. she started walking downstairs after asking if was down there. i told her to wait and im come up to talk to her. but she said it would only take a second. as she rounded the corner i believe i had suzie in the same position i like to put farbin in. ass up, one of my feet on the back of his head and the other behind him while i drill him in the ass. she got all embarrassed and told me to come up "when i was done". hahahaha my mom is awesome

The morning after my birthday I woke up naked, rolled over to find some girl who I didn't know, whom was also naked, next to me.. No more then 5 seconds later my mom walks into my room to see if I'm hung over (to make fun of me of course).. Fuck..

[DEV0 E30]

Post your most awkward Mother or parental situation.

When you came home early from school.

We weren't done.

OH SNAP.

[blunttech]

When you came home early from school.

We weren't done.

OH SNAP.

does your sig refer to cock? because i think its pretty fitting for you

[SamE30e]

When you came home early from school.

We weren't done.

OH SNAP.

Yea, my mom was pretty sweaty, she did mention something about getting raped by some guy with a odd shaped dick, something about a huge head but a short shaft... shaped like a hockey stick if I do recall.

P.S Sick car.

[325_e30]

a while back i snuck into my ex's house for a late night booty call. In the middle of the whole situation her mom knocks on her door and asks why its locked. So I scooped up all my clothes and hide in the corner of her closet with the door half shut..Her mom sat on the bet with her for like 10 minute talking random shit and on her way out went to close the closet door but opened it first. So I got caught hiding in her closet butt naked at 3 in the morn by her mom who for some wierd ass reason decided to check on her.


Only thing my parents..well my dad ever caught me doing and finger banging this church chick that was at my house. I didn't close the door and he walked by looked in and gave me a smug grin and closed my door lol.

[PhillyG]

my mom caught me banging suzie jacob in the basement when i was about 16. she started walking downstairs after asking if was down there. i told her to wait and im come up to talk to her. but she said it would only take a second. as she rounded the corner i believe i had suzie in the same position i like to put farbin in. ass up, one of my feet on the back of his head and the other behind him while i drill him in the ass. she got all embarrassed and told me to come up "when i was done". hahahaha my mom is awesome

I could imagine the thoughts racing through your mothers head when she saw you banging your cousin sue.

[Optimator]

I could imagine the thoughts racing through your mothers head when she saw you banging your cousin sue.

Yep. Mr. blunt lived by the adage, "If you can't keep it in the pants, keep it in the family" in his formative years.