Most Awkward Mom situations

[scabzzzz]

please explain. she would fill up your bag of weed? you mean she had her own weed and would donate to your bag?

Yeah... She thought it was funny apparently to put weed in my bag. I never even noticed it, probably because I was high as a fuckin kite in high school.

Scenerio:
Mom takes weed from her bag (dirt). Puts weed in my bag (chronic). Laughs. Tells coworkers. They laugh at me. I get high. They laugh some more.

[imsotyerred]

my brother has the plate "TITEBOX" on his volvo

my mom asks one day "what the hell is a tittybox?!"

[Desaevious]

so basically your dad thought you were a homo up until this point?

haha no not that. I was too involved with studying and getting through high school so I didn't date chicks until senior year when my high school transcript had been built up. My dad is a sarcastic bastard so he bust my chops whenever he can.

[BillBrasky]

The worst was my dad, he parks in the side driveway on the far end of the house and walks in. He enters the house yelling "DICK! Where are you?" He starts towards my room and I get him I'm busy and he says "well get unbu---" and shut my door. I got a "she's young...but you're not gay" later that week.

what?

[blunttech]

Nothing too intersting, just your "I didn't know my mom had a doctor's appointment" scenario. While having sex with my high school girl friend mom pulls in and runs in the house to grab something, heard noises and put 2+2 together.

The worst was my dad, he parks in the side driveway on the far end of the house and walks in. He enters the house yelling "DICK! Where are you?" He starts towards my room and I get him I'm busy and he says "well get unbu---" and shut my door. I got a "she's young...but you're not gay" later that week.

so basically your dad thought you were a homo up until this point?

[Desaevious]

Nothing too intersting, just your "I didn't know my mom had a doctor's appointment" scenario. While having sex with my high school girl friend mom pulls in and runs in the house to grab something, heard noises and put 2+2 together.

The worst was my dad, he parks in the side driveway on the far end of the house and walks in. He enters the house yelling "DICK! Where are you?" He starts towards my room and I get him I'm busy and he says "well get unbu---" and shut my door. I got a "she's young...but you're not gay" later that week.

[euroshark]

I explained eggchute in graphic detail... and the dude who sat on the jar that imploded in his ass. I think she is damaged by now, both parents just sort of stared blankly until I was done.

Edit: Dad might have cracked a smile at the eggchute. One of those disappointed smiles...

[xwill112x]

hahahahahaha

I've been caught by mom and dad, who live in different states might I add.
Neither of my parents cared. My mom admitted to me the other day she would fill up my bag of weed in my room randomly in high school to see if I would notice. I didnt.... Awkward conversation.

ahahahah
thats great.

[thearkitekt]

never been caught by my parents.

However, I was caught by a friends parents (along with the rest of the party i was at) having sex with this girl in the back seat of his E36. whoops, theres some funny pictures somewhere....haha

[Turf1600]

please explain. she would fill up your bag of weed? you mean she had her own weed and would donate to your bag?

That's how I read it. It was really awkward when I found my parent's massive bag of pot and 3 foot bong.

[blunttech]

is this made up?

i doubt it. i think hes still a virgin so this scenario isnt that outlandish

[blunttech]

hahahahahaha

I've been caught by mom and dad, who live in different states might I add.
Neither of my parents cared. My mom admitted to me the other day she would fill up my bag of weed in my room randomly in high school to see if I would notice. I didnt.... Awkward conversation.

please explain. she would fill up your bag of weed? you mean she had her own weed and would donate to your bag?

[scabzzzz]

hahahahahaha

I've been caught by mom and dad, who live in different states might I add.
Neither of my parents cared. My mom admitted to me the other day she would fill up my bag of weed in my room randomly in high school to see if I would notice. I didnt.... Awkward conversation.

[monticello]

This just happend like a week ago

I just got out of the military and I am staying at my moms house on the beach. I was sitting on the couch watching tv with my mom and I guess I dozed off because I was dreaming I was having sick secks with a hot babe and suddenly I rememberd where I was. So I woke up just in time to see I had a death grip on my baby batter squirting pud and my mom trying to cover me up with with a throw pillow.

top that.

is this made up?

[TwoJ's]

My mom walked in on me with my girlfriend in high school as well. I was going at it pretty hard from the back so she had to have heard the ass clap from the hallway. I think she just came in there to embarrass us.

But the most awkward moment was when I was 17 and my mom got a call telling her that I'd been arrested and that she can come pick me up or leave me there until Monday. That was an uncomfortable ride home.