Most Awkward Mom situations

[DEV0 E30]

Post your most awkward Mother or parental situation.

When you came home early from school.

We weren't done.

OH SNAP.

[SamE30e]

my mom caught me banging suzie jacob in the basement when i was about 16. she started walking downstairs after asking if was down there. i told her to wait and im come up to talk to her. but she said it would only take a second. as she rounded the corner i believe i had suzie in the same position i like to put farbin in. ass up, one of my feet on the back of his head and the other behind him while i drill him in the ass. she got all embarrassed and told me to come up "when i was done". hahahaha my mom is awesome

The morning after my birthday I woke up naked, rolled over to find some girl who I didn't know, whom was also naked, next to me.. No more then 5 seconds later my mom walks into my room to see if I'm hung over (to make fun of me of course).. Fuck..

[blunttech]

my mom caught me banging suzie jacob in the basement when i was about 16. she started walking downstairs after asking if was down there. i told her to wait and im come up to talk to her. but she said it would only take a second. as she rounded the corner i believe i had suzie in the same position i like to put farbin in. ass up, one of my feet on the back of his head and the other behind him while i drill him in the ass. she got all embarrassed and told me to come up "when i was done". hahahaha my mom is awesome

[SamE30e]

Are you serious Blunt? Of all people I would have thought you'd have known.

It's where you drop down to 1 knee, punch a girl in the uterus and scream Falcon Punch!!. A cheap form of birth control.

[blunttech]

wtf is a falcon punch?

[SamE30e]

Yo have two dads?

Fuck off, THEY SAID THEY LOVED EACHOTHER!

[Massive Lee]

It could go both ways.

We all have Moms... Or some cases 2 dads.

Yo have two dads?

[SamE30e]

It could go both ways.

We all have Moms... Or some cases 2 dads.

[Turf1600]

This may be the worst thread ever.

[SamE30e]

Had to explain to my Mom what a Falcon Punch was... My friend was over and we were watching Maury Povich before class, and some girl who poked a hole in the jimmer was on. I looked at my buddy and said "Yo just Falcon punch the bitch on the air." as my Mom walked by. She wouldn't stop until I told her, she smacked me in the head and said I'm horrible and wasn't raised like that.


I heard her laugh as she walked away.


Post your most awkward Mother or parental situation. I got more.