i will shit in a shoe box for you.... free

[blunttech]

if i send some extra cash can i get a custom turd? i would really like a corn chilly turd. thanks in advance!

i have chili garlic sauce here at the house. if requested i can do a "DQ swirley" finish if you like

[SamE30e]

Whats the likely hood of getting some corn included in the lincoln log if someone was to request that?

I'd only be game if it was nuts.

[atomic]

What about said steamer packaged neatly in a pringles can, can you facilitate this request?

[Iain]

I have high tastes, so I'd like a burning squirrel turd delivered to me (that is, a hot bog made of the processed meat of a squirrel, not squirrel faecal matter), dusted with the faint aroma of broken hopes and dreams. And by broken hopes and dreams I mean the remains of Macaulay Culkin's career. And by remains, I mean his corpse.

PS: ship overseas?

[Collin]

Will this package include the paper you used to wipe? If not, can I special order some?

[der affe]

a well placed gut shot will kill the coyote. if not in your yard it will die from the internal injuries in about a mile. it is harder for johnny funkiller to get you that way. that is how you take care of urban coyotes.

you might want to pick up a rabbit caller too, it will get them in to your bait and kill zone quicker. you can always catch a live rabbit and break it's leg then throw it out there too. they will come running for that meal. you can always screw with biscus with the caller too, it gets their prey drive going.

[E30 Cabrio]

I'm tapped out until Friday. Subbed to the thread so I can pay then.

Paypal?

And if so, do you ship to an address different then the billing address?

Like 1600 Pennsylvania Ave., Washington, DC 20500

Send it in c/o my buddy "Barry"

[Farbin Kaiber]

I will be PM'ing you an address.

[GeneParmesan]

wIlL uSe ShiP sHiT t0 A p0 b0x?

[E30Idea]

a well placed gut shot will kill the coyote. if not in your yard it will die from the internal injuries in about a mile. it is harder for johnny funkiller to get you that way. that is how you take care of urban coyotes.

you can always catch a live rabbit and break it's leg then throw it out there too. they will come running for that meal.

2 Very good ideas!

[blunttech]

a well placed gut shot will kill the coyote. if not in your yard it will die from the internal injuries in about a mile. it is harder for johnny funkiller to get you that way. that is how you take care of urban coyotes.

you might want to pick up a rabbit caller too, it will get them in to your bait and kill zone quicker. you can always catch a live rabbit and break it's leg then throw it out there too. they will come running for that meal. you can always screw with biscus with the caller too, it gets their prey drive going.

good point. i wouldnt have to deal with the carcass then either. although i wouldnt mind storing 4 or 5 coyotes in graceiellas yard. i do have a rabbit caller but crazy john says it mimicks an injured rabbit. ??? all i know is biscus gets very scared when i use it and he stays right by my feet. biscus may have seen the coyote get my moms dog but i cant be sure,.. he didnt act that odd other than some barking.

[blunttech]

wIlL uSe ShiP sHiT t0 A p0 b0x?

no but i will ship to a "poo" box

[blunttech]

I'm tapped out until Friday. Subbed to the thread so I can pay then.

Paypal?

And if so, do you ship to an address different then the billing address?

Like 1600 Pennsylvania Ave., Washington, DC 20500

Send it in c/o my buddy "Barry"

unlike congress i expect you to read this... it states my poo is free and so is the shipping

[der affe]

my parents, used to have a bad coyote problem. i took care of that for them. i have an electronic caller though, makes it even easier.

[Pinepig]

no but crazy john dropped of a bunch of ammo and a rabbit decoy thing and this rifle. i have the kitchen window set up as my perch and i will be baiting them with meat in the next day or 2

if i get one i will post pics of his dead fucking carcass. i will stack them up like cordwood until they are all gone or the police haul me off. whatever comes first

WTF are you going to do with that 10/22 make them run off, jesus man give yourself a sporting chance. Shame you weren't local I could lend you a pistol in .223.



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