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  • kronus
    R3V OG
    • Apr 2008
    • 13020
    #1

    I am surrounded by French bums

    I am spending the night in Du Gaulle airport... flight leaves tomorrow and I don't have 50 euro to spend for a night at a hotel.

    Really, it's quite scary. One of them keeps singing to himself and happily ho
    humming while cutting bread and making pasta in a tiny electric kettle in one of the two available sockets. (the other one is occupied by my laptop) All the couches are occupied and one of the bums yelled at me already for getting too close to its couch space.

    I'm going to go find myself a corner to sleep in so that I at least feel safe. I hope the service lady doesn't smell my passport tomorrow.

    Au revoir, r3v. If you don't see me again, look for me on milk cartons.
    Last edited by kronus; 03-20-2009, 04:26 PM.
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    • vlad
      Banned
      • Dec 2003
      • 0
      #2
      how come you are not exploring the night in Paris?

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        • daniel
          R3V OG
          • Jul 2007
          • 6703
          #3
          at least you have free wifi?
          http://instagram.com/dslovn.drives

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            • kronus
              R3V OG
              • Apr 2008
              • 13020
              #4
              Originally posted by vlad
              how come you are not exploring the night in Paris?
              CDG is pretty far from Paris... I also wanted to get some sleep.

              daniel, no. 15 euros :( (but it was worth it from the warm hug of love the interbutt bestows upon me)
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                • kronus
                  R3V OG
                  • Apr 2008
                  • 13020
                  #5
                  ok so one of the guys on the couch got up, went somewhere, returned, took a bunch of food from a completely different guy's bag, ate, and went to sleep. Maybe they're communist bums?
                  cars beep boop

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                    • mattdk318i
                      No R3VLimiter
                      • Jun 2006
                      • 3953
                      #6
                      lol, sounds like my Fiance's experience in Dubai
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                        • mrsleeve
                          I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                          • Mar 2005
                          • 16386
                          #7
                          Why would one want to go to France in the 1st place??? It full of stinky french people and the food is terrible.
                          Originally posted by Fusion
                          If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
                          The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


                          The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

                          Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
                          William Pitt-

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                            • Farbin Kaiber
                              Lil' Puppet
                              • Jul 2007
                              • 29502
                              #8
                              ho.ly sh.it.


                              How was the previous portion of the trip? When you landing? Regular airport? Need a farbi-cab?

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                                • kronus
                                  R3V OG
                                  • Apr 2008
                                  • 13020
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by mrsleeve
                                  oh my god there are places outside the U.S.?
                                  Farbin, no. LAX, then public-transporting it. Should be a fun 4 hours.

                                  The previous portion was pretty awesome. My tax return turned into a large amount of nice food and awesome beer. Shit's very expensive here, though.
                                  cars beep boop

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                                    • vlad
                                      Banned
                                      • Dec 2003
                                      • 0
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by kronus
                                      ok so one of the guys on the couch got up, went somewhere, returned, took a bunch of food from a completely different guy's bag, ate, and went to sleep. Maybe they're communist bums?
                                      LOL

                                      dude, have fun, enjoy, share it with the bums and they will be your friends

                                      http://freeporn.hu/


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                                        • mrsleeve
                                          I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                                          • Mar 2005
                                          • 16386
                                          #11
                                          Ha Ha Kronus

                                          I know that, just why france, you know there is Finland, Germany, Switzerland, Fiji, Austria, Ireland, Scotland etc etc...
                                          Originally posted by Fusion
                                          If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
                                          The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


                                          The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

                                          Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
                                          William Pitt-

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                                            • kronus
                                              R3V OG
                                              • Apr 2008
                                              • 13020
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by mrsleeve
                                              Ha Ha Kronus

                                              I know that, just why france, you know there is Finland, Germany, Switzerland, Fiji, Austria, Ireland, Scotland etc etc...
                                              I went with a girl. You know how girls are about shopping...

                                              Plus, stuff is actually cheaper in Paris than in Moscow, so she was saving money. I can't say the same, though.
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                                                • Farbin Kaiber
                                                  Lil' Puppet
                                                  • Jul 2007
                                                  • 29502
                                                  #13
                                                  Did you pick any STD's up for us here in the States?

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                                                    • kronus
                                                      R3V OG
                                                      • Apr 2008
                                                      • 13020
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber
                                                      Did you pick any STD's up for us here in the States?
                                                      Don't think so.. but an oddly dressed guy in Amsterdam did attempt to pinch my ass. That's like 3/4 of an STD.
                                                      cars beep boop

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                                                        • Farbin Kaiber
                                                          Lil' Puppet
                                                          • Jul 2007
                                                          • 29502
                                                          #15
                                                          Sounds more like 7/8 knowing your ass, and Amsterdam.

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