would you hit it?

[OOMPH!]

It takes real man to bone a beast like that, I for one have boned bigger than that.

[myinfernalbmw]

That is a clear-cut case of a lazy little fat bitch who spends all her time when she's not at school at home in front of her computer, posting on MySpace. If she got off her fat ass, worked out regularly, and stopped eating at Taco Bell everyday, she could have a rockin body in 6 months, and be the hottest thing that mirror has ever seen.

Except for the rad stretch marks.

[blunttech]

It takes real man to bone a beast like that, I for one have boned bigger than that.

hello otis, please tell your story about the rain and the beast for these waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffless

[SamE30e]

A wild snorlax appears.

[accident]

[Jand3rson]

Except for the rad stretch marks.

Those will go away over time. I've gotten them when I got fat, and they went away. My wife's also went away after getting back to her normal weight after being pregnant.

[gazellebeigem3]

hello otis, please tell your story about the rain and the beast for these waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffless

haha its a good 'un

[blunttech]

Those will go away over time. I've gotten them when I got fat, and they went away. My wife's also went away after getting back to her normal weight after being pregnant.

this is true when you are young but wait a few years. for example hughjass is in his 30's and he has stretch marks on either side of his mouth from my jumbo schlong that are not going away

[SamE30e]

this is true when you are young but wait a few years. for example hughjass is in his 30's and he has stretch marks on either side of his mouth from my jumbo schlong that are not going away

I'm going to take a stab in the dark, and say that schlong was yours?

[Charlie]

Put a set of flashing red lights and an emergency exit on her ass, and she'd look like a school bus in the doggystyle position.

-Charlie

[SamE30e]

I could use that shirt as a blanket.. Or a car cover.

[blunttech]

I'm going to take a stab in the dark, and say that schlong was yours?

i can understand why you might be confused and unsure as my jumbo schlong is normally parked in your anal cavity but what do you think i do when im not at your moms basement railing you in the ass?

[SamE30e]

I rather enjoy your jumbo schlong in my anal cavity blunt, it helps with my constipation. I also like when you give me a little reach around and rusty trombone. But my mom doesn't own a house, care to know why?

[blunttech]

I rather enjoy your jumbo schlong in my anal cavity blunt, it helps with my constipation. I also like when you give me a little reach around and rusty trombone. But my mom doesn't own a house, care to know why?

naw i dont want to go there

[SamE30e]

naw i dont want to go there

Yeaaaaaa you know what's going on here. Smart man blunt.