Happy ending massage

[bmws50b30]

ask james crivelone if he had one in the philippines :p:p:p

[Lodsin]

Whats wrong with Providence? I always have a good time when I go out there... Used to have a girl that lived there.

There is a pothole every 10-15 ft, no one knows how to park and always take up 2 spaces, nor do they like to use their blinkers or pay attention at all while driving. It might be ok to visit but not live in even if it is just for 4 years...

[Farbin Kaiber]

Those places are all over SoCal.

[SamE30e]

Theres one in some hick town by my house. Watch Manswers, they got it all down.

[cholyoke]

There is a pothole every 10-15 ft, no one knows how to park and always take up 2 spaces, nor do they like to use their blinkers or pay attention at all while driving. It might be ok to visit but not live in even if it is just for 4 years...

I lived there for 6 years and loved it. Good bars/restaurants downtown and near Brown, lots of good art shows at RISD, tons of stuff to do. The drivers are horrible and drunk driving is semi-acceptable, but that is part of the charm. I miss the place.

And to the OP, doesn't craigslist have ads for happy endings?

[Desaevious]

There is a pothole every 10-15 ft, no one knows how to park and always take up 2 spaces, nor do they like to use their blinkers or pay attention at all while driving. It might be ok to visit but not live in even if it is just for 4 years...

This I remember hahaha. Driving around after that meet SUCKED!

Theres one in some hick town by my house. Watch Manswers, they got it all down.

This.

[kylebes1]

I still havent gotten to B my L on some Ts

[Farbin Kaiber]

I still havent gotten to B my L on some Ts

Still seventeen? I took care of that before I got my GED like Jordo.

[James Crivellone]

ask james crivelone if he had one in the philippines :p:p:p

It was an optional extra! That shit should be free!

Although I was offered this service for 750 Peso's, which at the time was like 16 bucks.

[bmws50b30]

It was an optional extra! That shit should be free!

Although I was offered this service for 750 Peso's, which at the time was like 16 bucks.

haha! you could have gotten 5 girls at the same time. i'd like to go back home. :mrgreen:

[kylebes1]

You know those commercials that say if you have a bone for more than 4 hours call the police... well they don't tell you what to do after four days now do that? that would be useful.

[BingM3]

Just get a Vacuum hose and get on with it

[E30 Cabrio]

While you're getting a massage, just tell her "I'm ready to turn over now" then do it.

You should be sprouting a major rager when you turn over and she'll know what's up.

Tell her to hand you your pants/jacket or wherever you have your money.

Don't have a big wad of cash. Carry an extra $60.00 or so.

This is on top of the cost you paid for the massage, which should be about $40.00-$50.00 for a half an hour total time.

Don't go for an hour massage as you want to spend about 10 minutes getting a rub down and making small talk so she feels comfortable and can feel you out to see if you're on the up and up and also it gives you time to get wood.

Like I said, after about 10 minutes, just say you're ready to turn over now. If she tries to cover your dong with a towel, just remove it.

Offer her $40.00 for "Hand release"

If she doesn't understand English very well, tell her "40 dollars" and point to your stiffy then make a stroking motion with your hand.

That's how it works, or so I'm told.

And don't expect to find the hot young chicks in the pictures from craigslist at the Asian massage houses.

While the chicks will be reasonably attractive, don't be surprised when they aren't the sexy hot young ones from the pics in the ads.

Or so I've been told.

As for non-Asian massage houses, it's really hit or miss, will cost much more, and they might even call the cops on you if they are legit or at least kick you out and tell you not to come back.

The Asian massage parlors are everywhere and the police kind of look the other way in most places as they keep it off the streets and discreet.

Stay away from intercourse, and even a BJ might not be the best idea.

Besides, most of these girls know what they're doing and give a great HJ and if they have a nice rack will let you tit fuck them for an extra $20.00 which is always nice.

Or so I've heard.

Be respectful, don't act like a jerk or ask her dumb questions like is she here legally, or ask a girl that is obviously Chinese if she is Japanese, or how long has she been doing this, or if she likes it.

Make small talk, but probing questions arouse suspicion.

If you don't know, don't assume.

For about $80-$100, you should get a nice, sloppy, baby oil hand job and perhaps some tit action and be in and out of there in half an hour.

Tell her to get naked so you can work her rack and feel her up.

It's part of the deal and it helps to get you off and out of there faster.

When you're done, they will clean you up with a hot towel or offer you the use of a shower.

Or so I've heard.

[Julien]

:shock:

[OOMPH!]

These joints are ALL OVER Philly.....