April Fools Day is No Pr0n Day...

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • TDE30
    R3V OG
    • Feb 2008
    • 7042

    #1

    April Fools Day is No Pr0n Day...

    The sophisticated Conficker worm, which has infected millions of computers worldwide, will activate on April 1. But what will it actually do?


    A computer-science detective story is playing out on the Internet as security experts try to hunt down a worm called Conficker C and prevent it from damaging millions of computers on April Fool's Day.


    Don't open anything questionable, and take a day off of the pron.
    - Trey

    E90 325i/6 (ZSP, ZPP, ZCW)
    E36 325i sedan
    E30 325i sedan
    Volvo 945T
  • Tree18is
    R3VLimited
    • Mar 2004
    • 2703

    #2
    my x box has a legit 2100 prons on it, so im dont have to lay off shit.


    and I just read the new paper thing and im fucked, I looked at porn this morning.. shit!

    more reading, and im fucked.

    so long r3v..
    Last edited by Tree18is; 03-25-2009, 06:09 PM.

    Comment

    • Farbin Kaiber
      Lil' Puppet
      • Jul 2007
      • 29502

      #3
      Oh, fun.

      Comment

      • xLibelle
        R3VLimited
        • Aug 2004
        • 2673

        #4
        lol

        Comment

        • devonjordan
          R3VLimited
          • Jul 2006
          • 2386

          #5
          I have a mac, I will continue to do as I please...
          Hemingway said it best. “There are only three sports: bullfighting, motor racing, and mountaineering; all the rest are merely games.”

          Help a brother out, buy your detailing products here...

          Comment

          • daniel
            R3V OG
            • Jul 2007
            • 6703

            #6
            i wonder if it affects windows 7.
            http://instagram.com/dslovn.drives

            Comment

            • e34john
              No R3VLimiter
              • Apr 2006
              • 3599

              #7
              Guess my computer won't be on that day.
              sigpic

              Comment

              • jflip2002
                R3V Elite
                • Sep 2006
                • 4377

                #8
                Guess I gotta watch all the porn I can on my Birthday, the day before, and add that shit to the spank bank.
                Originally posted by blunt
                i would jerk larry king off while tonging jflips ass if h0lmes would blow his head off

                Comment

                • scabzzzz
                  Estado de mierda de encargo
                  • Jul 2007
                  • 6870

                  #9
                  That wont be a problem.

                  Comment

                  • accident
                    R3V OG
                    • Sep 2008
                    • 7303

                    #10
                    my pr0ns?! ohnoes :(

                    Originally posted by ROLLingKING
                    i have a bronzit and plan on making it look sweet.
                    Originally posted by slammin.e28
                    Moral of this story?

                    If you drive your e30 on stairs, you're gonna have a bad time.

                    Comment

                    • E30 Wagen
                      No R3VLimiter
                      • Jul 2005
                      • 3425

                      #11
                      interesting

                      that computer virus story is actually kind of related to a screenplay im outlining. thanks for more inspiration...
                      My Feedback

                      Comment

                      • jintermont
                        Mod Crazy
                        • Sep 2008
                        • 601

                        #12
                        anybody still think this is gonna happen ???

                        Comment

                        • Hallen
                          E30 Enthusiast
                          • Dec 2007
                          • 1008

                          #13
                          Originally posted by devonjordan
                          I have a mac, I will continue to do as I please...
                          Which would be...

                          fapfapfapfapfap:nice:
                          1987 E30 325is
                          1999 E46 323i
                          RIP 1994 E32 740iL
                          oo=[][]=oo

                          Comment

                          • Desaevious
                            No R3VLimiter
                            • Aug 2007
                            • 3810

                            #14
                            This affects a hole in Windows that was fixed in an automatic update a while ago...unless you deactivated it you shouldn't get it. I feel bad for the guy that turns on his computer that he left unused for months to surf porn today of all days.

                            SC*AR (Schwarz Army)
                            No longer stock ride height, rolling as low as a daily driver in New England should without worrying about breaking an oil pan. :up:

                            Comment

                            • Aptyp
                              R3V OG
                              • Feb 2008
                              • 6584

                              #15
                              Spyware Doctor is ready for it... Guess how I know. Just make sure you find all 6 files. I spent about 3 hours looking for last one, and not a single spyware program would help until safemode.

                              Comment

                              Working...