My neighbor asked me if i wanted a quick blow job

[jflip2002]

I would be interested in a free blow job, unfortunately the distance is a big barrier. Sometimes the distance is a good thing, though. Ovulator is clear across the country, so I rarely get to see him. But boy when I do, he takes my yogurt slinger like there was no tomorrow. He does not waste one single drop of the mule juice.

[HiTheNameIsBJ]

pretend it never happened, if he asks simply laugh it off, or say something sarcastic so he knows you not into it. Act as if you think he's joking the whole time, chances are he won't express sincerity, if he does give him the whole it's cool if you in to that but I'm not. I used to be friends with this girl I wasn't attracted to in the slightest and I used this technique when she randomly asked me out. Kinda regret it, they say fat chicks give the best head.

[Farbin Kaiber]

Funnay post from a guy named BJ.

[DatUtahGuy]

no mustache . he actually resembles me but of course is not as attractive. close but not quite as thats a pretty hard goal to achieve. he has hair just like mine but brunette,. you seem to show some interest flip.. i could take some covert pics like graciellas if you like.

so that's what people mean when they say go fuck yourself

interesting

back on topic. Next time you drive by and he's outside working on his metrosexual tan whisper "how about I cut your cock off waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles" smile, wave and keep driving.

If that doesn't fuck up his day then you've bagged a wild lynx.

[myinfernalbmw]

I think i'll take the scenic route to the compound tomorrow to avoid said house. I do think that with that much timeless hair in one neighborhood, blowjobs will result at some point. Fortunately its not gay if the balls don't touch. And remember, it's only a hate crime if you beat him up afterwards.

[Mtriple]

I've never been to Haiti.

[Rigmaster]

So you mistook Graciella with her thick spring moustache and Geo Metro convertible for a bisexual guy in an E34?


I'd ask that optician for a refund.

[ethirtydavid]

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why couldn't he be a she instead? - that'd be a nice surprise

[HiTheNameIsBJ]

so that's what people mean when they say go fuck yourself

interesting

back on topic. Next time you drive by and he's outside working on his metrosexual tan whisper "how about I cut your cock off waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles" smile, wave and keep driving.

If that doesn't fuck up his day then you've bagged a wild lynx.

Win

[Alecs MacDonald]

if i were gay id probably do him. hes a good looking guy with timeless hair like mine. ill be back, im going to look at myself in the mirror for a while

You sure got a pretty mouth boy.

[Victell]

Ha aw man. Yes, he was serious. He was testing the waters with you in a non-commital way.

I dont know you really, but I've seen buddies of mine go through this. It usually happens for two reasons. One... cus some guys just give off a gay vibe to gay dudes. I've got one friend like this, totally fucks up their gaydar with false signals. None of us, his guy or girl friends can figure out what the hell is about him that gay dudes seem to see in him. It happens a lot. And when he tell them "not interested, not gay", then the gay dudes are always taken aback. You can tell they are really surprised they were wrong. Most gay dudes know when they're pushing it with a probably straight guy, but other times they're positive their gaydar or whatever is spot on.

The other reason straight dudes get hit on is probably your problem. You may give off a DGF, down for whatever, crazy/adventurous vibe. I guess those types are occasionally down for crazy shit like that.

They use hot girls too. Man they got all kinds of tricks to try and get straight guys. This happened to a friend of mine a while ago. Gay guys seem like they can get the hottest chick in the fucking land, but they'd rather have some hairy ass. They have some hot chick with them at parties or whatever and then on gay dudes signal, the hottie will give vibes to whatever straight guy the gay is into. Then she'll get the straight dude interested, say she's with gay guy acting like he's boyfriend, then offer a threesome. All this so the gay guy can possibly get some action while you're doing his hottie friend. Ha i can actually see this working. I have a feeling a lot of swingers or whatever probably have some gay in there to make some shit happen.

anyway, gay dudes are men, and they act like men which is why they are aggressive and pull shit like that. but they also respond to warnings/threats/promises like regular men do to. very next time you see him - dont lag - first thing, tell him dead serious you heard what the fuck he said and tried to laugh it off, and not to try that shit ever again. remind of the things you guys have done together and you dont want it to end badly. but it def will if he ever ever... you get the point. then go have a beer with him and forget about it.

[Jean]

^ Lol about the gay threesome haha

[Massive Lee]

Or simply, maybe the other guy innocently said "you want to quit your job?" and out of his personal repressed gay fantasies, Blunt mistakingly heard "you want a quick blow job?"

[blunttech]

Or simply, maybe the other guy innocently said "you want to quit your job?" and out of his personal repressed gay fantasies, Blunt mistakingly heard "you want a quick blow job?"

if ive learned nothing else in this thread ive learned victell and lee have intimate working knowledge of the homo underground. i am content to sit on the heterosexual sidelines and let the dynamic duo act out their twisted lifestyle. thanks guys.

[Massive Lee]

thanks guys.

So. Knowing that the neighbour only inquired about your day job, please don't show up at his place with your fly down and your winnie standing proud. Or your neighboor will start a thread on another forum about a hansome gay guy who lives a block away and showed up asking for a BJ