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    #76
    Originally posted by Wh33lhop View Post
    You are gay.
    Wh33lhop typed as he sat in his pink sweats with "JUICY COUTURE" printed on the back.

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      #77
      Hahahahaha. It is just okay if a girl asked me that way. Lol. :D

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        #78
        Originally posted by BeLzEbUb58 View Post
        Wh33lhop typed as he sat in his pink sweats with "JUICY COUTURE" printed on the back.
        Wh33lhop is a style-challenged homeless man, not a 16 year old girl.

        Also, the word you were searching for was implied, not inferred. Few things blow right up my skirt besides improper diction.
        -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

        Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
        Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

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          #79
          I could blow some diction up your skirt if you'd like, afterwards, I'm having some tension around the T5 level, what would you suggest?

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            #80
            Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber View Post
            I'm having some tension around the T5 level, what would you suggest?
            Some seriously dank ass BC nugs, followed by a fresh churned butter sandwich dusted with a little bit of toasted cinnamon.
            -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

            Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
            Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

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              #81
              Originally posted by BeLzEbUb58 View Post
              Wh33lhop typed as he sat in his pink sweats with "JUICY COUTURE" printed on the back.
              Severely homophobic man who is apparently a fashion aficionado... sorry buddy but all signs point to gay.
              paint sucks

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                #82
                Originally posted by Optimator View Post
                Some seriously dank ass BC nugs, followed by a fresh churned butter sandwich dusted with a little bit of toasted cinnamon.
                mmmmmmmmmm salivating.


                "Its preparations are concealed, not published. Its mistakes are buried not headlined. Its dissenters are silenced, not praised. No expenditure is questioned, no rumor is printed, no secret is revealed."

                John F. Kennedy

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                  #83
                  Hhahahaa when I first read the title of this thread i thought it said "my neighbor asked me if i wanted a blowj... oh..
                  <---Goodnight, sweet prince

                  Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.



                  Originally posted by Brandon12V
                  unlikely. too many e46 guys craving Big Fucking Cock

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                    #84
                    Quick? Like how quick?

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                      #85
                      I'm just here for the ga... aw fuck it.
                      Need a part? PM me.

                      Get your Bass on. Luke's r3v Boxes are here: http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=198123

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                        #86
                        Originally posted by Optimator View Post
                        Wh33lhop is a style-challenged homeless man, not a 16 year old girl.

                        Also, the word you were searching for was implied, not inferred. Few things blow right up my skirt besides improper diction.
                        JESUS H. CHRIST! You are right, I infer, you imply.

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                          #87
                          Where the hell is Blunt I was looking forward to some creative writing.
                          Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

                          "I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents. Charity is no part of the legislative duty of the [federal] government." ~ James Madison

                          ‎"If you've got a business, you didn't build that. Somebody else made that happen" Barack Obama

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                            #88
                            Originally posted by Wh33lhop View Post
                            Severely homophobic man who is apparently a fashion aficionado... sorry buddy but all signs point to gay.
                            I'm not homophobic, I responded to YOUR post.

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                              #89
                              I found this pic and it look like...

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