Shamwow

[James21]

http://gawker.com/5187540/shamwow-gu...annibal-hooker




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Vince Shlomi, best known as television's ShamWow! guy, was arrested in Miami last month. For beating up a prostitute. Who allegedly tried to bite his tongue out. Did you know that? Now you do.

The Smoking Gun got hold of the police report and Mr. Shlomi's mug shot, and as you can see, he didn't escape unscathed. But neither did she. The facts of the case, briefly, according to the police report:

* Shlomi meets Sasha Harris in a Miami club. They go back to his hotel.
* She propositions him for "straight sex." He pays her a thousand bucks in cash.
* He kisses her.
* She "bit his tongue and would not let go."
* He punches her in her face repeatedly until she lets go.
* He runs down to the hotel lobby.
* They both get arrested.

Sham. Wow.

[CAOSyAMOR]

Wow.

[hugh jass]

it doesn't get much more awesome than that

[James21]

LOL yeah its pretty crazy!

[jflip2002]

If he had $1000 cash to pay a prosti, why the fuck is he wearing a shirt that looks like a gown from a hospital? I wanna see how hot this slut is, for $1000. Also, what kind of "not letting go" was it? If it was just a playful, tugging on the tongue, those whores are saying they want your cock in their mouth. Poor Vince.

[BlackSpeed66]

That's frickin' awesome. What a disaster.

[Vedubin01]

here is a picture of the girl on page 2.... a link to another story on it.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html

[jflip2002]

NOT HOT ENOUGH FOR $1k

[E30 Cabrio]

"You're gonna love my nuts!"

I gotta get a shirt with his mug shots on it.

[CAOSyAMOR]

Looks a little like Charlize Theron

NOT HOT ENOUGH FOR $1k

[jflip2002]

If Charlize were a meth induced Canadian, yes. That second pic makes you give Vince the benefit of the doubt. That whore thinks its funny.

[Kruzen]

Thats probably one of the less meth head prostitutes you'd see walking the streets though

[mitch500]

hhah ha h h h ha, that guy is a tool...

[Vedubin01]

Thats probably one of the less meth head prostitutes you'd see walking the streets though

Believe it or not, there are plenty here in Miami that dont look like meth heads. Being a huge gate way and a party town, Miami has its fair share of really hot escort services. Some you can expect to pay up to $5000 per hour. Its the oldest job in the world.

[CAOSyAMOR]

If Charlize were a meth induced Canadian, yes. That second pic makes you give Vince the benefit of the doubt. That whore thinks its funny.

Oh you got me, I'm Canadian. Excuse me for posting. Let's all bow to jflip and suck his balls so he dosen't have to break his neck trying anymore when he's inbetween his video games and his fantasy baseball circle jerk. :loco: