Vince gives hooker the Slap-Chop.

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  • Jand3rson
    Banned
    • Oct 2003
    • 37587

    #1

    Vince gives hooker the Slap-Chop.

    TV pitchman battered hooker in South Beach hotel room brawl

    MARCH 27--Meet Vince Shlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. The affidavit, a copy of which you'll find here, notes that during the 4 AM fight Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face (she is pictured here in mug shots snapped following busts in 2008 and 2005). After freeing his tongue, a bleeding Shlomi ran to the Setai lobby, where security summoned cops. Harris refused to cooperate with officers, who recovered $930 from her purse. "Both parties had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from their persons," police reported. In a brief telephone interview, Harris declined to answer TSG questions about her run-in with Shlomi, though she did say she is considering a lawsuit against the pitchman. Asked if she worked as a hooker, Harris declined comment. As seen in the below mug shot, Shlomi was also injured during the fracas and, court records show, was treated at Mount Sinai Medical Center. While Shlomi and Harris were both arrested for felony aggravated battery, prosecutors this month declined to file formal charges against the combatants. Police records list Shlomi's occupation as "Marketing," but make no mention of his affiliation with the ShamWow or the Slap Chop, both of which sell for $19.95












  • 325_e30
    R3VLimited
    • Jan 2008
    • 2492

    #2
    1st lol
    Looking for a 3.46 or lower LSD. Lets make a deal.
    LSx e36TI coming soon
    Originally posted by s0urce
    Man, she'd be so easy to rape

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    • E30 Cabrio
      E30 Mastermind
      • Oct 2006
      • 1954

      #3
      Fail.

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      • Jand3rson
        Banned
        • Oct 2003
        • 37587

        #4
        Mine is better.

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        • Farbin Kaiber
          Lil' Puppet
          • Jul 2007
          • 29502

          #5
          ho.ly sh.it.


          Look what Scientology does to people.

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          • Danny
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            • Feb 2008
            • 14217

            #6
            I can't let my posts per day go down.

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            • Jand3rson
              Banned
              • Oct 2003
              • 37587

              #7
              If you want to be banned for 24 hours.

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              • Danny
                Moderator
                • Feb 2008
                • 14217

                #8
                Damn it. :rofl:

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                • 325_e30
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                  • Jan 2008
                  • 2492

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Danny
                  Dare I start it?


                  R
                  Originally posted by Janderson
                  If you want to be banned for 24 hours.

                  Originally posted by Danny
                  Damn it. :rofl:

                  rofl that why i just clearly stated that i was 1st. hahahahahaha
                  Looking for a 3.46 or lower LSD. Lets make a deal.
                  LSx e36TI coming soon
                  Originally posted by s0urce
                  Man, she'd be so easy to rape

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                  • Danny
                    Moderator
                    • Feb 2008
                    • 14217

                    #10
                    God damnit my ninja edit wasn't fast enough.

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                    • DatUtahGuy
                      No R3VLimiter
                      • Jan 2007
                      • 3146

                      #11
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                      YOUTUBE: AR Perez
                      - - -
                      If lucky, the E36 will die peacefully, in its natural habitat, and be given the prestigious honor of donating its parts to an E30

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                      • Danny
                        Moderator
                        • Feb 2008
                        • 14217

                        #12
                        You're about to get smashed.

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                        • DatUtahGuy
                          No R3VLimiter
                          • Jan 2007
                          • 3146

                          #13
                          The rules apply to all.

                          I will call a repost when I see one.
                          YOUTUBE: AR Perez
                          - - -
                          If lucky, the E36 will die peacefully, in its natural habitat, and be given the prestigious honor of donating its parts to an E30

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                          • jflip2002
                            R3V Elite
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 4377

                            #14
                            But youre not calling one... Its been pointed out already. Also, youre going to spell "epost".lol.
                            Originally posted by blunt
                            i would jerk larry king off while tonging jflips ass if h0lmes would blow his head off

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                            • StereoInstaller1
                              GAS
                              • Jul 2004
                              • 22679

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Schwarz3
                              The rules apply to all.
                              What the fuck are you smoking?

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