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Stranger: I love you
You: I love you too
Stranger: <3
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wat

[JPE30]

R3v FTW

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: im from r3v
You: hahaha
You: r3vlimited?
Stranger: YES
Stranger: whyy
You: I LUV E30! U?
Stranger: si, e30's are for geande vedica men
Stranger: ;)))
You: Ich habe grosse fleisch
Stranger: ahhh silly german
You: Plz touch me on my M20
Stranger: plz touch mehhh on my mehh s14 ;)
You: oooooooh
Stranger: i used to have a 325i vert with a m20
Stranger: i brokeded it
You: ouch
Stranger: yes mam
You: Too much vert, not enough roof?
Stranger: yea, plus the timing belt snapped and fucked the head
You: that will fuck the head
Stranger: yes that will
Stranger: are you from r3v ?
You: yup
Stranger: lolz
You: pretty much
Stranger: i have been lookng for someone forever
You: I'm gonna post this convo
Stranger: make sure u include..
Stranger: teh surpizeeeee BUTT SECKKKS
You: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello out there
You: OMG HAI
You: so this is the internet
You: AMAZING
Stranger: this is indeed the internet
You: NOTICE TO CHATTER: In accordance with the Terms of Service you have accepted to use this chat client, this conversation has been monitored and recorded by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency, as licensed by the Child Online Privacy Protection Act (COPPA). You are receiving this notice due to a potential violation of US law. Your IP address has been recorded and sent to the Federal Bureau of Investigation, who will review the chat log and request all available contact information from your Internet Service Provider, and will pursue a criminal investigation if necessary. If you believe this chat session was logged in error, please contact your local FBI office within 24 hours and quote the reference number #21789731-0343.
You have disconnected.
You: I just posted that
You: lol
Stranger: ahh jpe30\
You: yup
You: thats me
Stranger: lulz this site is fkin gay
You: pretty much
Stranger: forrealll
You: I tell some n00b to scissor and they post that notice shit
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i lol'd
Stranger: hard
You: yea, so did I
Stranger: i wonder how many ppl from r3v are posting here now..
You: prolly a good amount
Stranger: yeh, i'd liek to see blunt on here
You: I mean, what are the chances we would run into each other?
Stranger: lol
You: hahaha
Stranger: yeh for real
You: I hope he talks to me so I can slap him with a fake notice
Stranger: yeh
Stranger: that'd be some funny shit
You: haha yup
You: I'm watching Red Dawn right now
You: sick movie
Stranger: for real? i'm tryng to find a decal for my car, i havng no luck
You: that sucks
You: ok I gtg later bro
Stranger: l8a
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You: YES.
Stranger: whats r3v?
Stranger: you some 4chan waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles
You: not as cool as hank hill, that's for damn sure.
Stranger: ARE YOU PLAYING THE FUCKING GAME?
You: I AM NOT
Stranger: GOOD
You: HOWEVER WE HAVE BOTH JUST LOST.
Stranger: NEITHE AM I
Stranger: BUT IM NOT PLAYING
You: oh okay
Stranger: IM NOT INTO SOME /B/ 4CHAN waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswafflesRY
You: hahaha word
Stranger: true dat,
Stranger: U mad?
You: why?
Stranger: you 12oz?
You: wat
Stranger: nahhh
Stranger: nevermind bro, peace

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wat

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: r3v
Stranger: im from r3v
You: hahaha
Stranger: yess
Stranger: jpe30?
You: <-- accident
Stranger: accident/? you mean your dads condom ripped?
Stranger: lulz
You: no lul
Stranger: hm
You: ?
Stranger: your from r3v yo dirty bitch
You: so are you
You: lol
Connection imploded.

[jintermont]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: what's up you stupid retard?
Stranger: :o
Stranger: nothing
Stranger: :)
You: im kidding. chill out.
Stranger: im chill.
You: wanna bone?
You: jkjkolomgzeres
Stranger: yeah.
Stranger: lets.
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You: seriously
Stranger: wheres the chair
Stranger: dumb fuck
You: it's in your gapped asshole.
You: you rapist
Stranger: yum
You: r3v?
Stranger: Have a seat right over there

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Stranger: :)
You: isn't there supposed to be dildo all upright int the midst?
Stranger: nope.
Stranger: thats up my ass too.
You: a/s//l?
You: ll
Stranger: im a girl.
Stranger: :)
Stranger: and probably older than you
Stranger: maybe.
You: wow you are right.
Stranger: always am.
You: how did you know?
Stranger: im not sure.
You: im kind of, becoming sort of a girl.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: :O
Stranger: tranny?!
You: 19/herm/NY
Stranger: OH HOT
Stranger: looool
Stranger: how disturbing.
You: yeah you take it.
Stranger: :)
You: wanna see my woahman dong?
Stranger: yeah
You: too bad
You: perv.
You: it's all chaffed anyways
You: let's just ay it didnt get it's beauty rest last night, wink wink/
You: hey
You: don't be gettin two knuckles deep thinkin about me.:-)
You: are you there? i miss you.
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: sorry.
Stranger: was horny.
You: did you taste it?
Stranger: always.
You: so
You: how are things you big stanky woman?
Stranger: grand :)
You: oh you would pay at least that for a stank hour with me.
You: you wanna tell me about your gargantuan nips?
You: ok
You: peace in the middle east.
You have disconnected.

[accident]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: r3v
Stranger: AGAIN?
Stranger: WTF?????
You: hahaha wat
Stranger: lol
Stranger: stop stalking me brah
You: pfft
You: jpe30?
Stranger: lol nah brah
Stranger: the cow fucker
You: wat
You: who fucks cows
Stranger: i do
You: what's your username lol
Stranger: LMAO
Stranger: thats a secrte brah
You: why :(
Stranger: no one can know about my cow fucking fetish
You: i wont tell
Stranger: ok
Stranger: I AM DDCT
Stranger: !!!!!
You: wat
Stranger: gotta go fap

[xwill112x]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: r3v
Stranger: AGAIN?
Stranger: WTF?????
You: hahaha wat
Stranger: lol
Stranger: stop stalking me brah
You: pfft
You: jpe30?
Stranger: lol nah brah
Stranger: the cow fucker
You: wat
You: who fucks cows
Stranger: i do
You: what's your username lol
Stranger: LMAO
Stranger: thats a secrte brah
You: why :(
Stranger: no one can know about my cow fucking fetish
You: i wont tell
Stranger: ok
Stranger: I AM DDCT
Stranger: !!!!!
You: wat
Stranger: gotta go fap

lol oops,. he told me he was from india, so i told him he fucked cows. ;)

[accident]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: r3v
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[xwill112x]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ASSIA IS EEN HOER
You: wtf is r3v, do you know?
Stranger: R3VERSED
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[accident]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: r3v
Stranger: WAT
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[jintermont]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: r3v
Stranger: who are you
Stranger: please
You: i am the machine
Stranger: listen to me
Stranger: something about this isn't right
Stranger: you need to get out of here
Stranger: now
You: what ???
Stranger: trust me
You: but ?????
Stranger: "for once there was an eagle and upon it's crest a heart, once that eagle flew away the light faded to dark"
Stranger: remember that
Stranger: it will come in handy when the time comes
You: wtf
Stranger: until then, i wish you good luck
Stranger: farewell stranger
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



WTF

[SamE30e]

Stupid site won't work.

[CincinnatiKid]

lolz

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: r3v
Stranger: in yer eye!
You: rrrrrrr
Stranger: yaaay!
You: u iz chris hansen?
Stranger: i has chris hansen
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[42project]

You: hey
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how are you
You: good and you?
Stranger: i am great
You: where you located?
You: Im in washington
Stranger: the uk
Stranger: is that washington dc
You: nice i buy bmw stuff from there
You: nope washington state
Stranger: oh shame thought you were mr obama
You: i hate him
You: so many mistakes so far
Stranger: racist
You: im black
You: im not racist
Stranger: he is better than gordon brown
You: hes a loser as well
Stranger: and he is blind in one eye
You: haha yea i heard
You: so he only sees have of what he reads
Stranger: yeah, so he does not know half of how much debt we are in
You: hahah yea, obama just spends whatevr
You: so does eveyone
You: lol
Stranger: yeah we should kill them
You: haha
You: no government
You: country should be run by e30 owners
Stranger: i think uk should take control of you lot again
You: why?
You: are you a pommy?
Stranger: yeah
You: lol now i undestand

[Massive Lee]

That website is worst than a Glory Hole with nobody behind...