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[dashboardmonkey]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: im that waffle dude

Stranger: from tha north

You: E30

Stranger: yea so anyway

Stranger: i was chillin

Stranger: smokin a fatty

Stranger: i mean fattttttttttty

Stranger: and i was like damn

Stranger: that was a fatty

Stranger: ya kno

Stranger: shit was real

Stranger: real epic

You: R3V

Stranger: what do you speak in code or something waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles

You: No

You: just messin around

Stranger: k

Stranger: me 2

Stranger: gtg bye

[Justin B]

Damn, he wasn't smoking a huge blunt? Liar.

[franko2490]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: u like e30 ?

Stranger: i dont knw what that is

You: omg

You: you don't know what an e30 is ?

Stranger: no what is it

Stranger: something gross?

You: how old are you , that you don't know what an e30 is ?

Stranger: 21

You: omg

You: and at 21

You: you don't know what an e30 is ?


Stranger: a car?

You: e30 IS NOT JUST A CAR !

You: is THE car

Stranger: lol okay.

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You: do you have an e30 ?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: what is e30
You: oh my god
You: not again
You: you do not know what an e30 is
Stranger: waht is it
Stranger: could you tell me?
Stranger: i wanna learn
You: YOU STUPID FUCK , YOU IGNORANT SHIT
You: YOU SHOULD FUCKING KNOW WHAT AN E30 IS
You: !!!
Stranger: well tell me
Stranger: i want to know
You: do you think I am a fucking dictionary
You: ?
You: google it !
Stranger: i did and like nothing comes up
Stranger: other than a bmw car
You: well...that is an e30...
You: it's an bmw
Stranger: so yeah know i what it is
Stranger: i do drive a bmw
You: what bmw ?
Stranger: m3
You: like
You: what m3 ?
Stranger: 2008
You: POSER !!!

[Edev]

this is now on every car forum. daamn.

[Jparkr]

fuck you Vince from shamwow/hank... fuck you.

[gazellebeigem3]

fuck you vince/hank... Fuck you.

tee

[RickSloan]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: r3v
Stranger: r3v !
You: yay
Stranger: no
Stranger: u fags
You: wat
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: r3v
Stranger: r3v!!
You: yes
You: !
You: who are you
Stranger: i'm rick
You: sloan?
Stranger: yeah man
You: cool
You: i almost bought your seats a while ago
You: im arboranosmic
Stranger: nice man
Stranger: yeah that woulda been wild eh
You: what
You: if id bought the seats
You: ?
Stranger: yeah man they're great
You: o
You: did you sell them
Stranger: nah
You: o
You: hows the old beater
You: w/e it is
You: e13
You: e12*?
Stranger: she runs, you kno
You: lol i have noticed
You: it is perty cool
Stranger: yeah its awesome dude
You: zomg r3v is amazing
You: i wish blunt were on here
Stranger: yea why isnt he
You: lol idk probly getting head from his neighbor
Stranger: lol yea rite
You: lol
You: have you seen supertroopers
Stranger: blunt actually told me u were gay dude
You: realyly
You: he dont no me
You: i dont think your ricksloan
Stranger: why not
You: prove it
You: what is the first name of mr.. kaibler
You: hurray
You: times a tickin
Stranger: sean
You: nope u lose
Stranger: seans his middle name
You: nope
You: whats his first name
Stranger: mat
You: wrongzoooooz
Stranger: yea whatever man
Stranger: ricksloan 4 lyf
You: rite.......
You: whats an e30
Stranger: a type of muffler
You: rite
You: made by who
Stranger: i 4get
You: rite
You: you fail
Stranger: man i forget the name
You: right
Stranger: i dont think you're arboranosmic
You: reallllllllly
You: ?
You: why not
You: your right
You: chris hanson here
Stranger: omg
Stranger: r u blunt
You: damn
You: u found out
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i feel famous and confused

[gazellebeigem3]

ive gotten got by the clubrsx people a million times. fuck them

[Fidhle007]

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You: R3v?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Danny]

It's all good man... I really don't care. I just had to take the opportunity to give Danny a load of shit though. Post whore.

There's always some truth in sarcasm, so even still.

[ThePotsy]

You: Greetings.

Stranger: Who the fuck says that

[RickSloan]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: r3v
Stranger: damn it
Stranger: whats r3v
Stranger: i know i know
You: e30 site
Stranger: a place filled with the word awesome
You: its pretty sweet
Stranger: so whats so sweet about it
You: pretty much, best car ever built
You: gods chariot if you will
Stranger: so its a website about a car

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[Nic01101011]

so awkward yet so addicting. so far 1/20 or so conversations have went decently.

[Justin B]

Pretty much. Some are pretty cool conversations, that I actually have tried to destroy early on with the whole r3v thing, but they didn't disconnect :) Rare though.

[jp_slick]

Stranger: hi
You: Hi i haz an e30
Stranger: huh?
You: e30
Stranger: whats that?
You: i haz one bitch
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