As you might know, my iphone got crushed by a car a few weeks back, I have been borrowing a omnia i900 to use until I get my new screen in (well second now I broke my first replacement)
Windows mobile, what a FUCKING CROCK OF SHIT. How the FUCK can you use this crap?
These are some of my favorite features of windows mobile
My phone decided, no, no more regular time, we are going to use military time now. despite me changing it back to 12 hours over and over, it keeps thinking military is better.
Its sunny, all the time, even when it rains or night time. Theres some stupid buttfuck icon thats supposed to show me what the weather is outside by showing representations of weather. I guess if your too stupid to fucking figure out that when its sunny it will show a sun, cloud will be a cloud, night a moon, etc. Wow THANKS FOR THAT INFORMATION. Oh wait, its sunny ALL THE TIME. The most simple and worthless feature doesn't even work.
Texts, my phone likes to tell me I got a new text. But wait, I didn't! It just likes to decide that one of my texts I got, a few hours ago, a day ago, whatever, is new and I just got it. Even though its marked as read, I will get a notification telling me that I have a new text. What the fuck.
The phone button. What the hell. Ok, its all touchscreen, I see how you need a "phone" button to use the fucking phone part of this phone. Well I guess MS decided where this button is, is also an EXCELLENT place to show notifications of missed calls, texts, and voicemails. So now, I want to make a call, I'm driving my automobile. Oh unable to PRESS THE FUCKING PHONE BUTTON because I have some bullshit notification I don't care about. You have to open up each one (text, voice mail, missed call) and press ok. So open up the missed call, chug chug chug, ok. Open up texting now, chug chug chug, ok and so on. After closing all of those fucking windows you can finally use the damn button. By this time if you're lucky you have already forgotten who you were going to call and why.
QWERTY keyboard is dead, for no reason. Its all touchscreen, and I have like 7 keyboard layouts to choose from. QWERTY worked great, for like a day. Then my phone decided that was too good and refuses to let me use it no. Press all you fucking want, nothing will happen. I am forced to use a different more shitty layout to do my texting.
Incoming calls, this phone must have a built in screen feature. Because 1/4 of the time when I get an incoming call, my answer button DOESN'T FUCKING WORK. I can't FUCKING PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE. Does the physical button do anything? No, apparently these buttons don't do jack because I have yet to see them work on anything. Only the middle one works to get to the menu.
I don't know how you people live with windows mobile phones.
/rant.
Windows mobile, what a FUCKING CROCK OF SHIT. How the FUCK can you use this crap?
These are some of my favorite features of windows mobile
My phone decided, no, no more regular time, we are going to use military time now. despite me changing it back to 12 hours over and over, it keeps thinking military is better.
Its sunny, all the time, even when it rains or night time. Theres some stupid buttfuck icon thats supposed to show me what the weather is outside by showing representations of weather. I guess if your too stupid to fucking figure out that when its sunny it will show a sun, cloud will be a cloud, night a moon, etc. Wow THANKS FOR THAT INFORMATION. Oh wait, its sunny ALL THE TIME. The most simple and worthless feature doesn't even work.
Texts, my phone likes to tell me I got a new text. But wait, I didn't! It just likes to decide that one of my texts I got, a few hours ago, a day ago, whatever, is new and I just got it. Even though its marked as read, I will get a notification telling me that I have a new text. What the fuck.
The phone button. What the hell. Ok, its all touchscreen, I see how you need a "phone" button to use the fucking phone part of this phone. Well I guess MS decided where this button is, is also an EXCELLENT place to show notifications of missed calls, texts, and voicemails. So now, I want to make a call, I'm driving my automobile. Oh unable to PRESS THE FUCKING PHONE BUTTON because I have some bullshit notification I don't care about. You have to open up each one (text, voice mail, missed call) and press ok. So open up the missed call, chug chug chug, ok. Open up texting now, chug chug chug, ok and so on. After closing all of those fucking windows you can finally use the damn button. By this time if you're lucky you have already forgotten who you were going to call and why.
QWERTY keyboard is dead, for no reason. Its all touchscreen, and I have like 7 keyboard layouts to choose from. QWERTY worked great, for like a day. Then my phone decided that was too good and refuses to let me use it no. Press all you fucking want, nothing will happen. I am forced to use a different more shitty layout to do my texting.
Incoming calls, this phone must have a built in screen feature. Because 1/4 of the time when I get an incoming call, my answer button DOESN'T FUCKING WORK. I can't FUCKING PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE. Does the physical button do anything? No, apparently these buttons don't do jack because I have yet to see them work on anything. Only the middle one works to get to the menu.
I don't know how you people live with windows mobile phones.
/rant.
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