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  • Victell
    E30 Enthusiast
    • Feb 2004
    • 1081
    #31
    yea cut one too a few mins ago. fucker is getting time released up the front of my shirt out my collar, right under my face. body heat keeps it warm and fresh. fucking irritating.

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      • Ray Smoodiver
        Moderator
        • Jun 2004
        • 8809
        #32
        This thread is symptomatic of the cancer that is killing /r3v/

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          • Collin
            E30 Mastermind
            • Aug 2008
            • 1736
            #33
            My favorite place to fart is while sitting on wooden chairs.
            The Keystone Killers
            Originally posted by Cabriolet
            With 73k+ post, you'd think he'd have learned a little about life.

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              • chucker
                Advanced Member
                • Jan 2009
                • 106
                #34
                why dont women fart? my wife and daughter dont, but my 11 year old son can peel paint off the wall
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                  • Todd Black 88
                    No R3VLimiter
                    • Oct 2007
                    • 3449
                    #35
                    Women hold it all day, and let them go while they sleep.

                    Ninja style.
                    Originally posted by codyep3
                    I hope to Christ you have looks going for you, because you sure as fuck don't have any intelligence.
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                      • Collin
                        E30 Mastermind
                        • Aug 2008
                        • 1736
                        #36
                        Originally posted by chucker
                        why dont women fart? my wife and daughter dont, but my 11 year old son can peel paint off the wall
                        Wrong, they poop too.
                        The Keystone Killers
                        Originally posted by Cabriolet
                        With 73k+ post, you'd think he'd have learned a little about life.

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                          • Fidhle007
                            I can fly, motherfucker
                            • Oct 2005
                            • 7209
                            #37
                            Originally posted by chucker
                            why dont women fart?
                            Because women can't keep their mouths shut long enough for the pressure to build up.
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                              • kronus
                                R3V OG
                                • Apr 2008
                                • 13003
                                #38
                                Originally posted by Fidhle007
                                Because women can't keep their mouths shut long enough for the pressure to build up.
                                A+ post
                                cars beep boop

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                                  • Optimator
                                    E30 Fanatic
                                    • Aug 2008
                                    • 1396
                                    #39
                                    Originally posted by kronus
                                    A+ post
                                    kronus, you gave Fidhle an A+?

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                                      • dashboardmonkey
                                        FUCK YOUR WAFFLES
                                        • Jun 2008
                                        • 6158
                                        #40
                                        Originally posted by Fidhle007
                                        Because women can't keep their mouths shut long enough for the pressure to build up.
                                        You beat me to it.
                                        -Andy

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                                          • gearheadE30
                                            No R3VLimiter
                                            • Jun 2007
                                            • 3734
                                            #41
                                            This is a great thread. srsly, I'm not kidding. I'm glad you brought this up, because I've been having some, ahem, issues lately. I can't rip a loud one. No matter how hard I try, its always silent. It's such a waste, because sometimes they don't even smell. Tell me, now where is the fun in that!? sad face.

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                                              • Holland
                                                R3V OG
                                                • Nov 2008
                                                • 7176
                                                #42
                                                Lol. Free post
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                                                  • DatUtahGuy
                                                    No R3VLimiter
                                                    • Jan 2007
                                                    • 3146
                                                    #43
                                                    Originally posted by gearheadE30
                                                    This is a great thread. srsly, I'm not kidding. I'm glad you brought this up, because I've been having some, ahem, issues lately. I can't rip a loud one. No matter how hard I try, its always silent. It's such a waste, because sometimes they don't even smell. Tell me, now where is the fun in that!? sad face.
                                                    wtf?

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                                                      • wolfgangstbd
                                                        E30 Modder
                                                        • Oct 2008
                                                        • 960
                                                        #44
                                                        honestly what did the majority of people who looked in here expect to see. Im suprised it took me so long to see this on r3v
                                                        Last edited by wolfgangstbd; 04-10-2009, 11:44 PM. Reason: ninja

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                                                          • dashboardmonkey
                                                            FUCK YOUR WAFFLES
                                                            • Jun 2008
                                                            • 6158
                                                            #45
                                                            I just farted..........I feel better now.................it doesn't stink though............I'm a little disappointed
                                                            -Andy

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