If this isn't a troll, Cuomo can rot in hell.

[mar1t1me]

Gullible people are gullible.

[nick123]

Why dont we just ban everything and have the government put us in a little bubble full of jello so we never get hurt or have to do anything.

[JinormusJ]

This is like blaming spoons for Rossie O' Donnell being fat

True Story

[freeride53]

hey lil holmes, might wanna stop using the onion as your main source of news :D

[mrsleeve]

^
It wont go that far they have to Neuter or gut the 2ed before they can attempt to go after any of the others in any real manner. In that attempt will lead to something NONE of us want but many will stand against.

Yup I love it a "offical" lookign and sounding satire piece, and people get a ll worked up over it because its now something THEY care about even though the govt technically would have had more legal ground to stand on than they should have to attempt this than what the actually did with a fundamental RIGHT!!!! Just goes to show you how much for granted people take their rights, and how little people actually understand the world they live in.

[canadiankid]

That is awesome! Its funny when someone replaces "assault weapon" with something else and people get bent out of shape. Seriously, didn't you get the memo?!? When the founding fathers penned the constitution they weren't taking into account powerful, high volume speech tools like Twitter, Facebook, Television, Radio, and the evil INTERWEBZ!!!! Think of how many people can be insulted with just one tweet! All we want is reasonable restrictions so that hate cannot be widely spread.

That is exactly how they are going to take away the first amendment. They won't actually delete it, they will just severely restrict to the point that its existence will no longer matter anyway.

Mark. My. Words.

[iamsam]

Troll.

A troll and a satyrical columnist are two different things.

[Holland]

Troll.

[iamsam]

I never post here or even read that much in this section but I had to post this.
Cuomo is proposing that all high powered cars, fast cars, large cars, sports cars, etc. be banned because they are "assault vehicles".
"Directive to Regulate Inessential Vehicle Effectiveness Act, DRIVE"

Excuse my french, but who the fuck does Cuomo think he is?? He's a fucking waffleswaffleswaffleswaffles and NY sucks.

Pls be a troll...
http://www.policymic.com/mobile/arti...sault-vehicles

your link doesn't work, but it's obviously a satire, aimed sarcastically at assault weapons bans. The point the author ("Cuomo" or whatever) is trying to make is to point out the ridiculousness of assault weapons bans by putting a slightly different perspective on it.

But your reaction aligns well with my response to the NY laws and assault weapons ban proposals.

[Hooffenstein HD]

Sounds like shit from 'Straya.

[Exodus_2pt0]

Coincidence? I think not.

[slammin.e28]

Sounds like shit from 'Straya.

[agent]

Michael Brossack in Millennials, Satire 4 days ago

Also:

http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=275160

[DaveNorCal]

What's the source? The Onion?

[e30jake]

— Bans on spoilers, low profile tires, ground effects kits, and the color red. In addition to many other speed enhancements

Sounds pretty satirical to me.

Red cars are faster. It's a fact