CU Sport Car Club meet Friday 6:30 pm

[Bimmerman325i]

Mclovin.

[Bishop]

The Body Massage Machine triggered a smile. We need something though, that will make people stifle their laughs as they step back and gasp.

[ZombiE30]

True, I annihilate interiors like a watermelon in the slums of New Orleans......all eaten......and seeds spit on stuff.......fingers sticky..................wat

anyway, i consider myself a vastly above average driver, but have no actual racing experience.

Wait a second.....don't you just rip out and junk the interior on lemons cars anyway?!

[Bishop]

I don't know what just happened, but this (forgive the cut and paste):

I annihilate interiors like a watermelon in the slums of New Orleans......all eaten......and seeds spit on stuff.......fingers sticky..................wat


Needs to be your name. People will WTF, then be like oh, stifle laughter cause it's funny, but they're stifling cause we don't want them to think they're racist. After all, T-pain is on our team

[Bimmerman325i]

I don't know what just happened, but this (forgive the cut and paste):

I annihilate interiors like a watermelon in the slums of New Orleans......all eaten......and seeds spit on stuff.......fingers sticky..................wat


Needs to be your name. People will WTF, then be like oh, stifle laughter cause it's funny, but they're stifling cause we don't want them to think they're racist. After all, T-pain is on our team

or.....

(this is so caps works) PURPLE DRANK!!!!!

Peter, would you be up for a Grassroots Motorsport car or a Lemons car? GRM challenge is $2010 budget unlimited rules, kinda a creativity based thing. Lemons is Lemons, but no nearby races afaik.

[ZombiE30]

running out of steam here.....all I can think of are variations of Shakespearean insults and death metal names.

Wool-Sack of Putrid Innards

Toad-Spotted Flapdragon

Devourer of Unwashed Infant Faces

He Who Plays Jenga With Human Skulls (and wins)

Splintered Skeleton Collector

Expired Ham Sandwich

fuck i'm tired

[Bishop]

He Who Plays Jenga With Human Skulls (and wins)


THIS, and we need to get it on a t-shirt ASAP!

Sleep is for the weak. GRM is for teh lulz

[Bimmerman325i]

Devourer of Unwashed Infant Faces

Pedobear

fuck i'm tired

Actually, not bad at all....... good name. We shall discuss this tomorrow evening in more detail.

[Bimmerman325i]

He Who Plays Jenga With Human Skulls (and wins)


THIS, and we need to get it on a t-shirt ASAP!

Sleep is for the weak. GRM is for teh lulz

Post of the century! I was too focused on pedobear and missed jenga.

Add strip jenga in and you are automatic winrar!

"some say, he can stack thirteen skulls blindfolded, infant and adult. Some say, he has never lost a match. Some say, he plays for keeps. All we know is, he's called ......"

[ZombiE30]

or.....

(this is so caps works) PURPLE DRANK!!!!!

Peter, would you be up for a Grassroots Motorsport car or a Lemons car? GRM challenge is $2010 budget unlimited rules, kinda a creativity based thing. Lemons is Lemons, but no nearby races afaik.

oh, either really. any excuse to tinker with stuff that's pushing the limits of sanity.

Don't know much about either, except for reading various build threads. I wonder how hard it would be to fit a big block v8 into an e30......

I also like the Purple Drank idea. Or Mad Dog.
Goddamn that shit was nasty/what happened.....

[Bishop]

Strip Jenga with human skulls

[Bishop]

We could try to get a microbrew as a sponsor, then name ourselves after the different beers

[Bimmerman325i]

We could try to get a microbrew as a sponsor, then name ourselves after the different beers

The Beast, Mephistopheles, and Samael ('s Ale)

[Bishop]

In all honesty, I had The Beast and Meph in mind when I said that. Or we could go Boulder beer, Sweaty Betty.... Mmmm, Hoegaarden would be funny. Left hand....

[ZombiE30]

that is actually a legitimately good idea.

+1 for Avery. I'm not sure they'd do motorsports though, they seem more into the biking/spandex thing. Cool guys though, so it'd be worth a shot.

if not, I bet Lefthand would do it. Something about driving on "the left hand path" or whatever.

maybe we could get Duck Rabbit from NC. It's a pretty small/friendly/recent brewery, but all their shit is REALLY STRONG and GOOD.

....but then we'd have names like "Milk Stout" and "Seasonal"