CU Sport Car Club meet Friday 6:30 pm

[Bimmerman325i]

I don't know what just happened, but this (forgive the cut and paste):

I annihilate interiors like a watermelon in the slums of New Orleans......all eaten......and seeds spit on stuff.......fingers sticky..................wat


Needs to be your name. People will WTF, then be like oh, stifle laughter cause it's funny, but they're stifling cause we don't want them to think they're racist. After all, T-pain is on our team

or.....

(this is so caps works) PURPLE DRANK!!!!!

Peter, would you be up for a Grassroots Motorsport car or a Lemons car? GRM challenge is $2010 budget unlimited rules, kinda a creativity based thing. Lemons is Lemons, but no nearby races afaik.

[Bishop]

I don't know what just happened, but this (forgive the cut and paste):

I annihilate interiors like a watermelon in the slums of New Orleans......all eaten......and seeds spit on stuff.......fingers sticky..................wat


Needs to be your name. People will WTF, then be like oh, stifle laughter cause it's funny, but they're stifling cause we don't want them to think they're racist. After all, T-pain is on our team

[ZombiE30]

True, I annihilate interiors like a watermelon in the slums of New Orleans......all eaten......and seeds spit on stuff.......fingers sticky..................wat

anyway, i consider myself a vastly above average driver, but have no actual racing experience.

Wait a second.....don't you just rip out and junk the interior on lemons cars anyway?!

[Bishop]

The Body Massage Machine triggered a smile. We need something though, that will make people stifle their laughs as they step back and gasp.

[Bimmerman325i]

Mclovin.

[ZombiE30]

Lieutenant Monkey Pork.

Or

Mr Body Massage Machine

[Bimmerman325i]

Pete, you're the Boss.

Wrenchin like a Bawss.

No idea the far strut tower, was picture 1 or 2 on google images.

[Bishop]

I don't mind being a wrench peon, but you'd better give me a better title. It better be snappy too. Something that makes me laugh, and other people visibly uncomfortable.

....I am furiously trying to think of an example that isn't gay. (to be continued)

I read and read, and then laughed pretty hard at this part.

[Bishop]

Jesus... What the fuck is on the far strut tower.

I'd get to be the driver, since we all know black people can't drive and no one lets the wrench peons near the interior of the car

[ZombiE30]

what the hell is going on here.....

anyway, the motor has 175k on it, and was running strong all the way through all RPMs. I had no issues whatsoever. The head is also unusually clean which is either because PO had head work done (unknown) or synthetic oil is really clean.

I don't mind being a wrench peon, but you'd better give me a better title. It better be snappy too. Something that makes me laugh, and other people visibly uncomfortable.

....I am furiously trying to think of an example that isn't gay. (to be continued)

[Bimmerman325i]

Bam. GRM $2010 V12 (if poss) E30. Nautical themed. T-Pain sunglasses on the headlights, airbrushed flippy floppies. How much win would that be?

And a foghorn

[Bishop]

Ahahahahahahahahahahaha. I'll be the dude in the middle, with the flippie floppies

[Bimmerman325i]

Hold on... gonna google search for something that we'll have airbrushed onto the hood (David, you gotta change your name to a nautical theme).



Sriously. Airbrush that onto the hood.

Fuck. Yes. Son.

I get to be T-Pain fucking the mermaid though.

[Bishop]

Hold on... gonna google search for something that we'll have airbrushed onto the hood (David, you gotta change your name to a nautical theme).



Sriously. Airbrush that onto the hood.

[Bimmerman325i]

i lol'd in the email. Then came here and lol'd some more cause of the fucking name...

Fat Stig!

That'd be awesome.