Colorado Guide to Hipsters

[Farbin Kaiber]

He knows what's up. It's made it to CO.

[Bene]

Silly, yes, but I'm missing the irony.

And I'm from CA, and since I've been in UT (late nov.) I've been getting into the local-music scene. I'm familiar with the movement.

[Bimmerman325i]

Ironic because who wears a mustache with waxed ends except hipster douchetards.

[Bene]

it's just a fashion trend. it's like saying bell bottoms, faded haircuts, and wallet chains are ironic.

[colorado_cabrio]

To be honest it was a joke about conversation we had at a local Mountain G2G, wasn't meant to be some earth-shattering news about some new social sceene we'd discovered. You guys on the coast are just some much more au-current than us hicks!

[Farbin Kaiber]

it's just a fashion trend. it's like saying bell bottoms, faded haircuts, and wallet chains are ironic.

You defend it because you have a VanDyke. No need to fake the funk. You are a UT Hipster. Just say it. "I am a UT Hipster."

[gmyers395]

Ironic: Poignantly contrary to what was expected or intended

It is ironic because nothing else about the hipster style is congruent with having a mustache.



This is an example of facial hair that is not ironic.

[george graves]

^God damn that's sexy.

[Bene]

You defend it because you have a VanDyke. No need to fake the funk. You are a UT Hipster. Just say it. "I am a UT Hipster."

you're right, I guess as far as utards go I'm pretty hipster. I though I was re-growing a beard out of laziness, but I guess it's for the irony.

[Farbin Kaiber]

No worries, I'm not a hipster and I stick out in eastern Idaho. And I don't shave because the ladies like scruff.