In addition to being able to understand what the words:
"Baller" "Big Pimping" "Dope"
: mean....buying a BMW on Craigslist reminds me of the following far too strongly.
Not safe for work - or before you buy a car off Craigslist. Otherwise, you will laugh at the seller. Almost every time they say anything.
It's not just what you say...its how you say it.
"It's never overheated..." "I didn't ask that" "Well, maybe you should"
"Minor fire."
"That light (low oil pressure) has been on since I got it." "Did you drive it much?" "Nah. Started making a SOUND."
"I got this car from a police auction. They pulled some dudes over and they had a dead hooker in their trunk." .... "Did they take the hooker outta the trunk, or was she extra?"
"I just pour the oil from the drip pan back in the engine."
"Runs good on E85"
"Hasn't run since I put the E85 in there."
"Ran good on Diesel before I parked it here."
"BMW's are indestructible - you never have to maintain or fix anything."
"I'm selling it because the people who made this car killed my ancestors. I just found out last week." "Really? Like, they stopped making the cars last week and then took a field trip to kill your grandma?"
If aliens landed at Wal-mart and downloaded Craigslist into their system to understand our species, they would kill us all immediately.
RANT off.
"Baller" "Big Pimping" "Dope"
: mean....buying a BMW on Craigslist reminds me of the following far too strongly.
Not safe for work - or before you buy a car off Craigslist. Otherwise, you will laugh at the seller. Almost every time they say anything.
It's not just what you say...its how you say it.
"It's never overheated..." "I didn't ask that" "Well, maybe you should"
"Minor fire."
"That light (low oil pressure) has been on since I got it." "Did you drive it much?" "Nah. Started making a SOUND."
"I got this car from a police auction. They pulled some dudes over and they had a dead hooker in their trunk." .... "Did they take the hooker outta the trunk, or was she extra?"
"I just pour the oil from the drip pan back in the engine."
"Runs good on E85"
"Hasn't run since I put the E85 in there."
"Ran good on Diesel before I parked it here."
"BMW's are indestructible - you never have to maintain or fix anything."
"I'm selling it because the people who made this car killed my ancestors. I just found out last week." "Really? Like, they stopped making the cars last week and then took a field trip to kill your grandma?"
If aliens landed at Wal-mart and downloaded Craigslist into their system to understand our species, they would kill us all immediately.
RANT off.
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