Portland cops are *****!!!!!

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  • smonkbmw
    Professor
    • Jun 2006
    • 4549

    #76
    Originally posted by Matt-B
    he is non legit legit.


    i believe his high beams are yellow high lighter
    quit post whoring. before a thread gets started about you and your car. a place to start would be the fact that your car looks nothing like it does in your sig.

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    • daniel
      R3V OG
      • Jul 2007
      • 6703

      #77
      jeff, when did you become the r3v posting police? almost every post i read from you has a negative tone to it and you always seem to be giving someone a hard time about something. why do you let other people get under your skin so much? Matt can post as much as he wants, and it isn't your job to tell him what to do or monitor his activity.
      http://instagram.com/dslovn.drives

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      • Van Westervelt
        R3V OG
        • May 2006
        • 9365

        #78
        Kettle meet pot, pot meet kettle.
        sigpic

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        • StereoInstaller1
          GAS
          • Jul 2004
          • 22679

          #79
          Originally posted by E30Inspired
          Portland cops really don't like red E30s I get pulled over weekly but never ticketed.

          But tonight I got pulled over and ticketed for running a yellow light.
          I was entering the intersection when it turned yellow and no slack, I knew this was a law but come on.:hitler:
          1. Get the yellow shit off your fucking lights.
          2. Lose ALL of the retard stickers
          3. Pull your fucking pants up
          4. Do NOT wear any type of head covering while driving...no hat, no hoodie, no headband, NOTHING
          5. Get that shit off of your roof. Cops think snowboarders/bicyclists are asshole punk kids...stop proving them right.
          6. Lose that idiotic front plate! Your local laws require a standard front plate: install one.

          Basically, quit trying so fucking hard to be cool, drive like a normal ADULT, not a fucking juvenile delinquent...you will find your legal issues disappear just about overnight.

          You don't seem to understand that YOU are the problem. Cops see cars like yours as disrespectful, so the logical conclusion is that YOU are disrespectful. See why you might be a target?

          Besides, that shit isn't getting you laid, is it?

          Closing SOON!
          "LAST CHANCE FOR G.A.S." DEAL IS ON NOW

          Luke AT germanaudiospecialties DOT com or text 425-761-6450, or for quickest answers, call me at the shop 360-669-0398

          Thanks for 10 years of fun!

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          • tonytony
            Knee deep in poopie
            • Jan 2004
            • 3498

            #80
            ^^^hey old man you just described my car!!!!:hitler:

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            • StereoInstaller1
              GAS
              • Jul 2004
              • 22679

              #81
              You having cop troubles too, Tony?

              Closing SOON!
              "LAST CHANCE FOR G.A.S." DEAL IS ON NOW

              Luke AT germanaudiospecialties DOT com or text 425-761-6450, or for quickest answers, call me at the shop 360-669-0398

              Thanks for 10 years of fun!

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              • fiftytakedowns
                R3VLimited
                • Feb 2009
                • 2460

                #82
                currently rofl
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                • tonytony
                  Knee deep in poopie
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 3498

                  #83
                  Originally posted by StereoInstaller1
                  You having cop troubles too, Tony?
                  man my trunk is full of trouble, i hand that shit out like candy hahaha

                  Edit: nah no troubles with cops, they stay away from my GUNz;)

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                  • smonkbmw
                    Professor
                    • Jun 2006
                    • 4549

                    #84
                    Originally posted by daniel
                    jeff, when did you become the r3v posting police? almost every post i read from you has a negative tone to it and you always seem to be giving someone a hard time about something. why do you let other people get under your skin so much? Matt can post as much as he wants, and it isn't your job to tell him what to do or monitor his activity.
                    Originally posted by Van Westervelt
                    Kettle meet pot, pot meet kettle.
                    troof

                    Originally posted by StereoInstaller1
                    Besides, that shit isn't getting you laid, is it?
                    only if he gets them high on 'scripts first.

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                    • Mauiwowi
                      Wrencher
                      • Aug 2009
                      • 234

                      #85
                      Originally posted by tonytony
                      man my trunk is full of trouble, i hand that shit out like candy hahaha

                      Edit: nah no troubles with cops, they stay away from my GUNz;)

                      sounds like my trunk
                      Girls, you can't be the first, but you can be next

                      325ix

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                      • e30maniac
                        Wrencher
                        • Jul 2009
                        • 274

                        #86
                        [quote=StereoInstaller1;1708383] 6. Lose that idiotic front plate! Your local laws require a standard front plate: install one.
                        quote]


                        fk me

                        :blowup:

                        well i fk that up lolz


                        http://r3vlimited.com/board/showthre...27#post1711327

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                        • tofubento
                          Grease Monkey
                          • Dec 2008
                          • 353

                          #87
                          Originally posted by smonkbmw
                          you also look like a dumbass on the regular with hats on crooked, wearing your hood while you drive etc. .
                          Very true.

                          I have a very clean 325...I was driving with my mom to pick my pops up from the Airport...at around 10 o clock at night...was followed for about 6-8miles by 2 cops, then they finally pulled me over. It was cold out so I had a hoody on...I even told my mom that I was going to get pulled over by the cops. She laughed....then it happened.

                          The reason, he said I had a license plate light out...I corrected him by check button. He got a bit pissed took my license and ran it, then cautiously came back and asked me where my firearm was located at.

                          Let me go, needless to say, with no ticket or anything.
                          The 9mm is a .45 set on stun.:mrgreen:

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                          • tonytony
                            Knee deep in poopie
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 3498

                            #88
                            if it's cold in the car turn on the damn heater, no need to wear a hood when it's not windy or raining inside the car.

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                            • dinanm3atl
                              R3V OG
                              • Feb 2007
                              • 7305

                              #89
                              Originally posted by E30Inspired
                              Yep. Its just Krazy The cops says hes seen me driving around be for and said he will be looking for me.
                              roflmao


                              I moved from one apartment to another before my then girlfriend and now wife got built a house. They didn't forward my emissions warning and registration and I forgot.

                              Cop pulls me over and tickets me and impounds my M3. While waiting for tow truck he tells me how he was going to get me last week but he couldn't get out into traffic safely. He seemed really excited that he caught me at this point.

                              I was on the run from Johnny law! roflmao

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                              • dinanm3atl
                                R3V OG
                                • Feb 2007
                                • 7305

                                #90
                                Originally posted by StereoInstaller1
                                1. Get the yellow shit off your fucking lights.
                                2. Lose ALL of the retard stickers
                                3. Pull your fucking pants up
                                4. Do NOT wear any type of head covering while driving...no hat, no hoodie, no headband, NOTHING
                                5. Get that shit off of your roof. Cops think snowboarders/bicyclists are asshole punk kids...stop proving them right.
                                6. Lose that idiotic front plate! Your local laws require a standard front plate: install one.

                                Basically, quit trying so fucking hard to be cool, drive like a normal ADULT, not a fucking juvenile delinquent...you will find your legal issues disappear just about overnight.

                                You don't seem to understand that YOU are the problem. Cops see cars like yours as disrespectful, so the logical conclusion is that YOU are disrespectful. See why you might be a target?

                                Besides, that shit isn't getting you laid, is it?
                                1. In most states yellow high beams or fogs are not illegal and many cars come with them from the factory. Getting pulled over for that is a stretch and a cop just being a jackass for the sake of being a jackass.

                                4. Wearing something on your head makes you a punk kid? I was pulled over in High School with a friend driving home from a movie @ 1am. It was ~50 degrees in Chicago and we both had hooded sweatshirts. We both enjoy natural air. So windows down and hoods on. Heat was on as well.

                                We got pulled over because we 'looked suspicious'. That, like your last comment, is profiling. So you have a modded car that that means you do something illegal? So you wear a baseball hat that says you like some sport team, product or similar so you must be a punk kid?

                                Cops use the sort of things you linked to just to pull someone over on the hope that something is actually 'wrong' so they can write a ticket.

                                Just last month I was driving my vert. Yes it is low, yes it is loud, has flashy wheels and it has some stickers on the front windshield. I was pulled because "You were not wearing your seatbelt". The fuck I wasn't. So he asks for all my info and grumbles and is all mad and says it all checks out and have a nice day. He was hoping that maybe something would come up on me. Sorry. Clean record.

                                Same road, friends driving E30 and and yes they 'look' like skaters or punks or whatever. They were pulled over in a stock 325eS with exhaust becuase of an 'illegal' plate surround. And they were searched... what for? A plate surround? Found nothing because neither of them smoke or do drugs. And they got an apology and 'we have a drug problem around here'.

                                It is profiling and it is absurd. You have "X" so you MUST be doing SOMETHING illegal.

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