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  • KenC
    King of Kegstands
    • Oct 2003
    • 14396

    #16
    Originally posted by AbeSonic
    Well, unlike most traditional strip clubs where touching the strippers = ban, if you get a lap dance in the back you can basically do anything but fuck them with your dick. >.>
    The place is a up-and-coming club. Its owned by Spcye Gentleman's club.
    And let me tell you...These bitches are money hungry... And they will do ANYTHING to try and get you to buy a dance ie. rubbing your cock through your pants, shoving your hand in their waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles, letting your finger them, letting you nibble on their titties ect ect
    lol
    Our last adventure their ended up my friend losing his wallet, the bouncer finding it, and returning it -134 bucks. lol My friend didn't care though. He was just so happy (and drunk) to have his wallet back. We're trying to become regulars at this place. lol They don't even card us at the door anymore. Win?

    How are the chicks?

    My experience is that the uglier ones do more stuff... because they have to lol.

    I've prob been to like 15-20 strip clubs in Portland. 205 is head & shoulders above the rest in terms of chicks. I may or may have thrown down like $1800 over the past few months lol. I'm always drunk by the time I get through the $200 I was planning on spending and pull another 2-300 out haha.
    Originally posted by Gruelius
    and i do not know what bugg brakes are.

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    • MissReece
      Noobie
      • Mar 2011
      • 2

      #17
      Originally posted by KenC
      How are the chicks?

      My experience is that the uglier ones do more stuff... because they have to lol.

      I've prob been to like 15-20 strip clubs in Portland. 205 is head & shoulders above the rest in terms of chicks. I may or may have thrown down like $1800 over the past few months lol. I'm always drunk by the time I get through the $200 I was planning on spending and pull another 2-300 out haha.

      This is why we say men are stupid...you kind of make it hard to prove otherwise.

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      • AbeSonic
        Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That's Vagiclean. We've got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. I'm baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough.
        • Sep 2010
        • 3635

        #18
        omg a girl...quick everyone act civilized...

        out dated sig is out dated

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        • daniel
          R3V OG
          • Jul 2007
          • 6703

          #19
          Originally posted by AbeSonic
          omg a girl...quick everyone act civilized...
          http://instagram.com/dslovn.drives

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          • bmwm42
            R3V OG
            • Nov 2010
            • 6300

            #20
            Strippers is code word for e30s everyone knows that
            Originally posted by bmwm42
            PNW vulture pm me for parts
            Strategic nw e30 command

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            • ButtJuice
              R3VLimited
              • Dec 2009
              • 2609

              #21
              So tits and strippers? I was expecting more.. but fuck it, I'll check em out. I'm at clay st? and the psu campus. anyone know of fun and exciting things with chicks that are dtf?
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              • AbeSonic
                Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That's Vagiclean. We've got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. I'm baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough.
                • Sep 2010
                • 3635

                #22
                Originally posted by KenC
                How are the chicks?

                My experience is that the uglier ones do more stuff... because they have to lol.

                I've prob been to like 15-20 strip clubs in Portland. 205 is head & shoulders above the rest in terms of chicks. I may or may have thrown down like $1800 over the past few months lol. I'm always drunk by the time I get through the $200 I was planning on spending and pull another 2-300 out haha.

                No their all pretty much like that. But they are ok. Some are 7's and 8's and the occasional 9.

                out dated sig is out dated

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                • AbeSonic
                  Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That's Vagiclean. We've got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. I'm baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough.
                  • Sep 2010
                  • 3635

                  #23
                  For Miss Reece...
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                  Welcome to R3v dear....
                  :hitler:

                  out dated sig is out dated

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                  • KenC
                    King of Kegstands
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 14396

                    #24
                    Originally posted by GodIse30
                    So tits and strippers? I was expecting more.. but fuck it, I'll check em out. I'm at clay st? and the psu campus. anyone know of fun and exciting things with chicks that are dtf?
                    PSU campus is on the Southern cusp of "downtown." For the bars 21-30, you'll want to go down to 2nd St.
                    Originally posted by Gruelius
                    and i do not know what bugg brakes are.

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                    • Mlarsen
                      R3V Elite
                      • Feb 2010
                      • 4082

                      #25
                      scary mary's, it amazing.

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                      • KenC
                        King of Kegstands
                        • Oct 2003
                        • 14396

                        #26
                        Originally posted by Mlarsen
                        scary mary's, it amazing.
                        Lol, first I've heard it referred to as that. That place is dingy as hell.
                        Originally posted by Gruelius
                        and i do not know what bugg brakes are.

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                        • wannaBMthree
                          Mod Crazy
                          • Apr 2007
                          • 601

                          #27
                          Originally posted by GodIse30
                          So tits and strippers? I was expecting more.. but fuck it, I'll check em out. I'm at clay st? and the psu campus. anyone know of fun and exciting things with chicks that are dtf?
                          Check out China Town, lots o bars. Barrel Room, East, Crown Room among others.

                          Saw The Fighter at the Mission Theater Last night, Awesome. Highly recommend a pitcher of beer and a movie while in Portland:

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                          • cbake82
                            E30 Addict
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 479

                            #28
                            Originally posted by John T
                            No no no,,, Casa Diablo!!!!
                            Yeah that place is fucking crazy!!!
                            CBAKE
                            86 Eta (sold)
                            88 325ix (sold)
                            87 325i

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                            • cbake82
                              E30 Addict
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 479

                              #29
                              You should go hashing!
                              CBAKE
                              86 Eta (sold)
                              88 325ix (sold)
                              87 325i

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                              • ButtJuice
                                R3VLimited
                                • Dec 2009
                                • 2609

                                #30
                                Does anyone wanna go to a pick your part with me some time? I ain't got no tools :(
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