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LeMons Oregon to Befoul America's Last Wild Places
Portland OR--According to NHTSA, the region with the highest per-capita ratio of hooptie-*** Volvos, smoke-belching VWs, and oil-barfing Saabs is the Pacific Northwest--ie, our national bastion of environmental consciousness.
LeMons can no longer ignore this significant contradictory accomplishment.
Thus, on June 25-26, the series hits Oregon Raceway Park (applications due 16 April) for its first-ever event in the area. Because of the region's unique characteristics, a few extra rules shall apply:
-Racing suits made of Pendleton wool are forbidden.
-Due to new Tlingit Totem Pole Penalty, teammates named "Shamu" discouraged.
-All teams entering BMWs must show stock-option portfolio at Tech.
-Ridiculous goddamn twiddley rubber-banded Burning-Man pimple-ringed chin-Slinky beards will be grounds for immediate ejection.
Racers are also advised that the venue, Oregon Raceway Park, is so far from Portland-style civilization that it has only four Starbucks on site. For more info go here; to log in and enter the Great PNW Superfund-Site Creation Derby, go here.
John "Jay" Lamm, Chief Perpetrator
24 HOURS OF LeMONS
5675-C Horton St, Emeryville CA 94608
510.655.5980 x23 (Jay direct)
jay@24hoursoflemons.com
Event link:
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NORTH BY NORTHWORST
LeMons Oregon to Befoul America's Last Wild Places
Portland OR--According to NHTSA, the region with the highest per-capita ratio of hooptie-*** Volvos, smoke-belching VWs, and oil-barfing Saabs is the Pacific Northwest--ie, our national bastion of environmental consciousness.
LeMons can no longer ignore this significant contradictory accomplishment.
Thus, on June 25-26, the series hits Oregon Raceway Park (applications due 16 April) for its first-ever event in the area. Because of the region's unique characteristics, a few extra rules shall apply:
-Racing suits made of Pendleton wool are forbidden.
-Due to new Tlingit Totem Pole Penalty, teammates named "Shamu" discouraged.
-All teams entering BMWs must show stock-option portfolio at Tech.
-Ridiculous goddamn twiddley rubber-banded Burning-Man pimple-ringed chin-Slinky beards will be grounds for immediate ejection.
Racers are also advised that the venue, Oregon Raceway Park, is so far from Portland-style civilization that it has only four Starbucks on site. For more info go here; to log in and enter the Great PNW Superfund-Site Creation Derby, go here.
John "Jay" Lamm, Chief Perpetrator
24 HOURS OF LeMONS
5675-C Horton St, Emeryville CA 94608
510.655.5980 x23 (Jay direct)
jay@24hoursoflemons.com
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