Was getting some weird texts, I thought it was Abe at first. Maybe it was. Thought I'd let R3V Decide. Here's how it went down
"Abe?!?!"- hi are u comnin
Me- To what?
"Abe?!?!"-never mind
Me-Is this Abe?
"Abe?!?!"-no
Me-Then who?
"Abe?!?!"-olivia
Me-I'm not sure I know you. How did you get this number?
"Abe?!?!"-jk its abe
Me-I'm doing Mothers day stuff the rest f the day. What's up?
"Abe?!?!"-nothing just siting at home eating junk food like a fat ass Ya.
Me-Getting some nachos now. Sorry I coulndnt make it to your BBQ. I asked my wife but she wasn't down. I shouldve at least replied to your text lol
"Abe?!?!"-its ok wifes suck some time
Me-Gotta pick my battles :)
"Abe?!?!"-ya take cotrol of your self
Me- When's your next fiesta?
"Abe?!?!"-tonight imma invite girls and we're gonna get down and dirty!
Me-Yardwork?
"Abe?!?!"-well im going to have a 3 sum with out u ha ha ha you should be
horny now
Me-I'm horny for these nachos I'm eating
"Abe?!?!"-well im horny for u babe
Me-I'm overrated. Even my dick is revlimited
"Abe?!?!"-mine 2 i want to suck ur more well rong # i thought ur my gf sory dont text this # agin kk i ment bf
Me-Youre a weird guy abe NO im a girl and my name is abby i thought ur my bf sorry rong # lose my # and dont text me agin or ill call the cops on u bich
Me-That's not how you spell bitch. But whatever. Good luck in life
"Abe?!?!"-i hs i have a better life and u suck ur horny ass bitch fuck u peace
Me-I've got an e30, own my home, have two degrees and a good paying job. Doubt you have any of those.
"Abe?!?!"-Leave me alone fuck u bich bye bye now
Cliffs: Weird Texts from Abe? Is Abe
Kinky, crazy or both or had nothing to do with this
"Abe?!?!"- hi are u comnin
Me- To what?
"Abe?!?!"-never mind
Me-Is this Abe?
"Abe?!?!"-no
Me-Then who?
"Abe?!?!"-olivia
Me-I'm not sure I know you. How did you get this number?
"Abe?!?!"-jk its abe
Me-I'm doing Mothers day stuff the rest f the day. What's up?
"Abe?!?!"-nothing just siting at home eating junk food like a fat ass Ya.
Me-Getting some nachos now. Sorry I coulndnt make it to your BBQ. I asked my wife but she wasn't down. I shouldve at least replied to your text lol
"Abe?!?!"-its ok wifes suck some time
Me-Gotta pick my battles :)
"Abe?!?!"-ya take cotrol of your self
Me- When's your next fiesta?
"Abe?!?!"-tonight imma invite girls and we're gonna get down and dirty!
Me-Yardwork?
"Abe?!?!"-well im going to have a 3 sum with out u ha ha ha you should be
horny now
Me-I'm horny for these nachos I'm eating
"Abe?!?!"-well im horny for u babe
Me-I'm overrated. Even my dick is revlimited
"Abe?!?!"-mine 2 i want to suck ur more well rong # i thought ur my gf sory dont text this # agin kk i ment bf
Me-Youre a weird guy abe NO im a girl and my name is abby i thought ur my bf sorry rong # lose my # and dont text me agin or ill call the cops on u bich
Me-That's not how you spell bitch. But whatever. Good luck in life
"Abe?!?!"-i hs i have a better life and u suck ur horny ass bitch fuck u peace
Me-I've got an e30, own my home, have two degrees and a good paying job. Doubt you have any of those.
"Abe?!?!"-Leave me alone fuck u bich bye bye now
Cliffs: Weird Texts from Abe? Is Abe
Kinky, crazy or both or had nothing to do with this
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