What's The Douchiest Things That BMW Drivers Do?

[iansane]

backing into every parking space

That's just safer.

[Earendil]

Yeah, I'll give guys in newer cars the :thumbup: and I always get a :what: look in return.

backing into every parking space

I do this because partly because I like the front of my car far more than the back. But I also do it because I generally desire to gtfo of where ever I am more often then I am itching to get there. This means that I take my time parking so that I can make a quick escape later :up:

[Martin C.]

...not waiting more than 2 seconds at 4-way stop to make a move...

...not waiting for the crowd to cross the street...

...condescending look at Hondas, Nissans, Mercs, Audis, etc...

...disgusted look at pimped up Navigators, Escalators, Elevators, etc... and 24 inch wheels...

...arrogant drive-in-the-fast-lane attitude, though barely driving at speed limit...

..out of my way motherfuckaaaaaas!!!....

...should I get going?...

[Pdxseth]

I drive in the fast lane at 80-90 it's the Prius drivers that do 50 in the fast lane

[Twelvizm]

...not waiting more than 2 seconds at 4-way stop to make a move...

...not waiting for the crowd to cross the street...

...condescending look at Hondas, Nissans, Mercs, Audis, etc...

...disgusted look at pimped up Navigators, Escalators, Elevators, etc... and 24 inch wheels...

...arrogant drive-in-the-fast-lane attitude, though barely driving at speed limit...

..out of my way motherfuckaaaaaas!!!....

...should I get going?...

I'm guilty of most of these.

[Silverdogz]

Own a BMW to be like a BMW owner.

[ST1G]

Excessive use of Umlauts on stickers, fake euro plates, and written language in general.

[Eta power]

BMW Drivers' love to bitch about ANYTHING.

God dammit, Paolo, learn to use apostrophes correctly for fuck's sake.












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[e30austin]

Goddamn it, AJ, learn to use the comma properly, for fuck's sake.

[bmwsun]

driving around in the e30 with diving boards just so someone will rear end you and their car is screwed up and you have no damage and just leave them there....pretty doucheeee

[James Crivellone]

Thinking the BMW/parts you have for sale are worth 10 million dollars! I've had people quote me prices on parts that are more than the damn dealer. Mtech Door Sills for instance, some folks were selling them for like 400 bucks for a crusty 15 year old set, I bought a BRAND new set for $450 back in the day..

[danielmp]

Put ///M emblems everywhere, inside and out.

Especially true of all those e36 332is posers :ohsnap: No true ///M car is best used as an e30 parts donor.

[HarukoE30]

shoot fucking fireworks off at almost 5:30am like a fucking retard boss, only to have your neighbor bang on your doorr with his foot and tyo prevent your brotyher fromrtushing downatsira and kicking hiss asrse & yeah BMW in the front driveway bitrch fducjk off we own thisn shit so yeah bounce,. Muy broither back from Japana servincing your counrty and we're doing it big a& akll gthat jazz. :up:

[agent]

Cocaine is a helluva drug.

[1craze30]

Blast away from a light after giving them the thumbs up, but they give no thumbs up back. What gives?


Jon