Busted my oil pan and now I'm stranded outside Eugene OR. Help!?

[ST1G]

Blumpkin?

ROFL Waffle?

[delamaize]

Bike is stanced, can't get it off the rack.

Hard parked bike?

[Todd Black 88]

Cleveland steamer?

Blumpkin?

[delatlanta1281]

Pomegranate felatio?

[rhE-30]

Cleveland steamer?

[accident]

Pomegranate felatio?

[LJ851]

Pomegranate felatio?

[oh2fly]

paraquat?

[Farbin Kaiber]

Paracord Falcon?

[ser1992]

What is a Paragon falcon... pretty sure that's not a thing.

[wannaBMthree]

I just met randy hunting with his paragon Falcon.

Randy is the Man

[EN318isPDX]

i thought 5toes was annoying everyone here

Fixed

[Ayman]

i thought 5toes was cool with everyone here?

[13bpower]

Bike is stanced, can't get it off the rack.

you

i like you

[LJ851]

Why did you walk twenty miles and drop all your cash on a taxi when there is a bicycle on the roof? Maybe it has a cracked pan, too?

Everyone knows roof racks with a bike on them is purely for the hipsters to be hip. No one actually rides those things anymore

Bike is stanced, can't get it off the rack.