selling volvo 240 to join ISIS

[FireFight]

now I'm gonna be on a watch list thanks to that title haha.
I'm looking for a cheap beater to drive while i do my 24v swap and i found this craigslist ad.
is he leaving to join isis? i'll leave that up to you hahaha either way its a weird ad

https://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/cto/5683681409.html

[FireFight]

1986 Volvo 240 Wagon - $700 (Gresham)
1986 volvo 240 wagon

Volvo for sale. It's a good strong vehicle, but she's a little rough around the edges. Long story short, people are attacking somewhere I called home. I need to go back to that home. I need to sell this car and buy a plane ticket. Please, this is so I can go back to my adopted homeland and join the Army.

[2002jm]

:)

Yep, FBI are on their way right now:)
jm