bahaha what is it with these kids?

[ducatipaso]

17 years old, just got an E30, and goes looking for headlight advice on VWVortex?

http://forums.vwvortex.com/zeropost?cmd=tshow&id=4186690

[ayurdy]

that is fuckin hillarious why would you goto a vdub forum??
oh right he's 17

youd think he would wanna improve the car itself rather than just the damn headlights

[ducatipaso]

hahah you think that swapping oem for xhairs or whatever is gonna be an improvement?

NOT

[Van Westervelt]

I tried to tempt some dubbers to e30s in that thread, lol

[318isbmw]

Wow, Vortex always seems to amaze me. Love the argument on french headlights.

[Van Westervelt]

Hey ducati, suck a fatty for me will ya?! lolz

[ducatipaso]

no thanks, I'm supposed to Eat A Dick

[Van Westervelt]

I'm supposed to Eat A Dick

Do as you like.

[ducatipaso]

...not that it matters. Nothing I ever say is taken seriously. I am a walking talking joke. But I don't worry, I am just annoying as ****.

Guess I'd better suck the fattie. Sigh.

[Van Westervelt]

Make up your mind old man. You said you are supposed to eat a dick... so don't let me disturb your lunch.

[ducatipaso]

I decided to have a bowl of chili.
now I shall fart in your general direction.

[Van Westervelt]

Sorry, it wont make it this far. So bask in your own flatulence old man. Be sure to get on your knees and take a big deep wiff. I know how into it you get, so I will let you begin.

[ducatipaso]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm *snif*

[Van Westervelt]

Good job. Now wipe the fecal matter from your face before you kiss your wife and kids.

[ducatipaso]

Good job. Now wipe the fecal matter from your face before you kiss your wife and kids.

why do i need to wash my face when you're the one licking my bunghole?