Just Picked up a E36 M3

[Mr Watsonsilver]

geeeeeeeeeeee...well my mind is made......The car is going back....

Keeping the E30...dumping 2500 into it

[sefb222]

put some thought into this eh? or is this personal experience (JOKING)?

lol... perhaps a little thought.

[smonkbmw]

if you were my son i'd kick your ass for feeling so entitled, then make you drive around in a turquoise 1986 chevy cavalier with broken hubcaps until you were 18. then i'd make you move out.

then i'd put an ad on craigslist, advertising your desire to have your mouth used as a waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles.


then, if you DID end up ever being able to afford an M3 on your own, id come over to your house, steal your keys.. then pay a crackhead transvestite 15 bucks to shove them up his ass, take some pics, and mail them to you a week after i returned your keys. i might even create a myspace page with a whole bunch of pics of "zach's M3 keys" up the dude's ass. then i'd add all of your friends to my new page. "nora" included. every week, another piece of your property shoved up someones ass would show up with its own myspace page, in the top friends of your keys, until there were 36 of them. everything you own would be suspect.



THEN you'd know what a dick is.

put some thought into this eh? or is this personal experience (JOKING)?

[Mr Watsonsilver]

wow

[sefb222]

I guess im a idiot then..But we have made progress havent we

that quote wasnt directed at you, or anyone really. i was enjoying the irony of it. i'm a grammar dick.




im not here to call anyone any names over this shit, because really, it's not about that.
this forum is an online community of bmw enthusiasts, who often depend on one another for advise and support.

it's here for a reason. it is a tool. a great one, that people like me didnt have the luxury of, when buying their first car. there was no google. there was no carfax. there was no freaking internet, or online forums about cars for that matter...


you should be absorbing this FREE advice, and using it. ignoring these people is pretty fucking stupid. perhaps more so than buying that car to begin with.



if THAT kind of advice makes you think someone is a dick.. hahaha.. oh man.



if you were my son i'd kick your ass for feeling so entitled, then make you drive around in a turquoise 1986 chevy cavalier with broken hubcaps until you were 18. then i'd make you move out.

then i'd put an ad on craigslist, advertising your desire to have your mouth used as a waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles.


then, if you DID end up ever being able to afford an M3 on your own, id come over to your house, steal your keys.. then pay a crackhead transvestite 15 bucks to shove them up his ass, take some pics, and mail them to you a week after i returned your keys. i might even create a myspace page with a whole bunch of pics of "zach's M3 keys" up the dude's ass. then i'd add all of your friends to my new page. "nora" included. every week, another piece of your property shoved up someones ass would show up with its own myspace page, in the top friends of your keys, until there were 36 of them. everything you own would be suspect.



THEN you'd know what a dick is.

[daniel]

Zach... i know you're excited, but something better WILL come along...

this car throws up ALL KINDS of red flags, biggest one being the mileage discrepancy.
that's your out. i was beginning to think you were just fucked on this deal, because most used cars are sold "as is", with no warranty.

consider the dirty carfax a SERIOUS blessing, and go get your money back...

these guys have better things to do than just give you a hard time about your car for the fuck of it. they are giving you sound advice, and youre a fucking fool to not take it.

stick to E30s. you're 15 yrs old. an E36 M3 in the hands of a child is asking for trouble. HOWEVER, let me know if/when you find a clean one, because i need another engine for a swap, and it will only be weeks before you wreck it. all those wrecked M3s you see being parted out are the result of them falling into the wrong hands.
a good clean iS would be an amazing first car. mine was a 1972 vw bus, that i got for 50 bucks.

if you spent a few weeks looking, im sure you could find a damn near flawless E30 for the money you spent on this shitbox.




ps.. this will never cease to entertain.

seth tells it like it is and how i have been trying to tell you too. i hope you take everyone's advice here despite the criticism and return the m3 while you can.

[Mr Watsonsilver]

I guess im a idiot then..But we have made progress havent we

[sefb222]

Zach... i know you're excited, but something better WILL come along...

this car throws up ALL KINDS of red flags, biggest one being the mileage discrepancy.
that's your out. i was beginning to think you were just fucked on this deal, because most used cars are sold "as is", with no warranty.

consider the dirty carfax a SERIOUS blessing, and go get your money back...

these guys have better things to do than just give you a hard time about your car for the fuck of it. they are giving you sound advice, and youre a fucking fool to not take it.

stick to E30s. you're 15 yrs old. an E36 M3 in the hands of a child is asking for trouble. HOWEVER, let me know if/when you find a clean one, because i need another engine for a swap, and it will only be weeks before you wreck it. all those wrecked M3s you see being parted out are the result of them falling into the wrong hands.
a good clean iS would be an amazing first car. mine was a 1972 vw bus, that i got for 50 bucks.

if you spent a few weeks looking, im sure you could find a damn near flawless E30 for the money you spent on this shitbox.




ps.. this will never cease to entertain.

Your such an idiot....

[Mr Watsonsilver]

Well your welcome....Its actually the morning..

[e30s52]

epic-ly sad?

Yes epicly. I forgot I was the epicness monitor.

[EN318isPDX]

hmmmm.

you made my night watson!

[Mr Watsonsilver]

hmmmm.

[EN318isPDX]

I would say sad more than anything..

epic-ly sad?

[Mr Watsonsilver]

I would say sad more than anything..

This is sad...I will agree with you!

[e30s52]

I would say sad more than anything..